love, loss, redemption. post-rock fueled creative burst spawns daring story of fox romance facilitat
06/22/2024
not looking for a copyright strike (do they do those on facebook?) anyways, who great is is that there are 33,600+ examples of foxes being silly/loved?
too young to sniff butterflies, too old to turn off the Fox Lovers page.
70% fun fact! Hobbies you took up and then forgot about during the pandemic are fair game to revisit.
Adorable fact: foxes mate for life and will not find a new mate if one dies before the other.
fox fact: the world's smallest fox, the fennec fox, has ears that are almost half the length of their body! Very helpful for body temperature regulation and finding out why their upstairs neighbors are yelling at 3 AM and now taking separate cars to work.
Uncertified assertion: Tibetan foxes have nominated Florence Pugh as their human representative. The resemblance is passing at best!
Unverified statistic: 63% of all foxes have estranged step children
Possible statistic: 6/10 foxes prefer to slide into their sneakers without unlacing them.
Did you know that foxes can't get sunburns? They run faster than those sneaky sunbeams, especially on the beach!
10/10 foxes hope you called your mother yesterday!
fact: 100% of foxes think that you should watch the presidential debate tonight
ten out of ten foxes think you're a major weasel if you don't wear a mask to the grocery store!
