Superyacht Sunday School

You will serve Dom Perignon to guests at 11am while you have not had water since 6. You will plate wagyu for 12 people and eat crew mess pasta standing up in a hallway. You will iron sheets for a bed bigger than your cabin while your back screams and your stomach growls. And somehow... you will love it 😅

🔻Because here is the thing nobody tells you about this job. The chaos is the price of admission to a life most people only see on Instagram. You are eating that crew mess pasta in Monaco. You are dehydrated in the Bahamas. Your back hurts but you are getting paid to be somewhere that costs other people $20K a week to visit 🌊

🔻Meanwhile your friend back home just spent $27 on a sad desk salad and is replying to emails that could have been a meeting that could have been an email. They get two weeks off a year and spend one of them recovering from how tired they are 😴

🔻You get months off between seasons. You take your savings to Southeast Asia where $600 gets you a beach front bungalow on an island. Your days off are in ports most people put on a vision board and never see 🏝️

🔻The barrier to entry is embarrassingly low. Two certs. A CV that does not suck. And the balls to actually go. No degree. No connections. No stewardess course that costs $3000 and teaches you how to fold a napkin you could have Googled in 4 seconds 🤷‍♂️

🔻I came from engineering. Never touched a boat. 10+ years and 60 countries later I have coached 350+ crew from 50 countries into this career. Not one of them had a head start. They just stopped scrolling and started moving 💪

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The first time I saw a fuel receipt I thought it was a typo. It wasn’t 🫣 Filling up a Yacht cost more than most people’s cars. I once worked on a boat where the Atlantic crossing alone cost a million dollars. Just the fuel to get from Florida to the south of France. A million. To drive a boat across the ocean 🛥️

🔻 You’ll walk into a supermarket in Antibes to provision for charter and walk out with a $5,000 receipt like it’s a Tuesday. Because it is. And after a while you stop flinching. That’s the weird part. You get completely desensitized to numbers that would make your old self pass out. A $50,000 shipyard bill? That’s just maintenance🧾

🔻 The guests show up wearing watches worth more than your parents’ house. The owner’s wine collection is insured for more than you’ll earn in a decade. And you’re standing there in your polo and deck shoes making sure nobody scratches the tender that costs more than a flat in London. It’s a parallel universe and you just clock in and out of it like it’s normal 💰

🔻 The funniest part is you go home after a season and your mates are complaining about a $7 coffee and you’re sitting there thinking about the time the owner sent the helicopter to pick up sushi from a different island because the chef “just wasn’t cutting it” You can’t unsee this stuff. It rewires your brain permanently 🚁

🔻 If you want to be part of this world and you’re sitting there wondering how the hell you actually get on one of these boats, that’s exactly what my Yacht Crew Formula is for. I teach the exact opposite of what the yachting schools charge you thousands for. I save you money, hack your CV so you stand out, and get you hired fast even with zero experience. My crew are getting on boats in 4-6 weeks while everyone else has been applying for months 🧠

🔻 This lifestyle is real and it’s waiting for you but it won’t come find you 👀

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Yachting is not for everyone and I have no problem saying that 🫣 My 1st charter season on the Chef did not even make it past the first charter before freaking out and quitting.

🔻The Bosun did not have enough experience to lead a deck team that size with cameras in his face and a captain breathing down his neck. Throw in a crew of strangers who have never worked together and suddenly everything you do is on TV forever.

🔻There is no editing out your worst moment. No redo. It is a pressure cooker in every sense and you have to be actually insane to sign up for it 🤣

🔻 Would do it again? In a 💗 Two days before I was supposed to fly to Thailand I found out I was going to Saint Martin instead. All my plans changed in one afternoon. One text. One call. One captain who needed someone NOW. That is how fast this industry moves.

🔻You can feel completely down. Depressed. Convinced you will never get another job 😭 Then one message flips everything and suddenly you are packing a bag and getting on a plane the next morning.

🔻 Not everyone can handle that instability ⚡The whiplash is real. You think you have the next 2 months figured out. You have it all mapped out. And then the universe laughs at you. No notice. No warning. No time to mentally prepare. Just a boarding pass and a start time and a whole new life before your coffee goes cold.

🔻 But on the other side of instability is freedom 🏝️ The freedom to travel. The freedom to say yes to something you never planned. The freedom to land in a country you did not pick and realize it is exactly where you are supposed to be. The freedom to have your whole world flipped upside down and somehow end up happier than you were before. Being thrown into that season with zero prep was absolute chaos 😵‍💫

🔻 That is why I love this industry 🔮 It breaks you or it makes you. There is no middle ground. No safe option. No sitting in the comfort zone waiting for life to happen. You either adapt or you quit. You either roll with the chaos or the chaos rolls over you. And honestly? I would not have it any other way.

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Rich kids on yachts will ruin every fantasy you ever had about being wealthy 🤯

🔻My first charter season in the Med, I thought I had it all figured out. Big boat. Beautiful places. Getting paid to be there. Then the families showed up, and I got a front-row seat to what extreme wealth actually looks like behind closed doors. And it ain’t what Instagram shows you 💀

🔻Some of these kids had everything. Private jets, unlimited toys, more money than most people will ever see in a lifetime. But their parents couldn’t name their favorite color. Their nannies raised them. The mom is miserable and unfulfilled. Their dad was on a conference call in the master suite while his kids screamed at us for not bringing their juice fast enough. Fingerprints and handprints all over the yacht we just spent 4 hours polishing. And you’re standing there thinking, “ Wow, you have everything literally and somehow you have nothing” 💔

🔻Then the next charter rolls in and it’s a completely different world. Dad’s in the water with his kids at 7 AM. Mom’s laughing with the crew. The kids say please and thank you and they’re curious about the boat and how everything works. And you realize this is what money looks like when it’s not about the money at all. It’s about the people 🥹

🔻That contrast will rewire your brain. You start seeing money differently. Success differently. You realize pretty fast that being rich doesn’t mean being happy, and being broke doesn’t mean being miserable. And you’re getting paid to learn these lessons from the inside while everyone else is watching it on TV

🔻This is the kind of s**t that changes how you think about your own life. What you want. What actually matters. And the craziest part is you can do this job with zero experience. You don’t need connections. You don’t need to blow your savings on a deckhand or stewardess courses & pray it works out ❌

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I genuinely don’t know how to explain my job to people without sounding like a huge prick 😂

🔻Every time I meet someone new and they ask what I do their eyes light up like they just met a celebrity. They lean in. They start firing questions. Wait you live on a yacht? You travel everywhere? You don’t pay rent? And then they want the whole story and suddenly the accountant next to me is invisible because nobody gives a s**t about spreadsheets when there’s a guy at the table who gets paid to cruise the Mediterranean 🏝️

🔻It’s honestly kind of awkward. Because you can’t casually mention that you got off work and walked into a beach club in Monaco and your dinner was already made by a private chef and you haven’t paid a bill in years without sounding like you’re bragging. But you’re not bragging. That’s just... Tuesday 😅

🔻And I get it. Because before yachting I was the guy on the other side of that conversation. I was in Oklahoma working a corporate job wondering why my life felt so boring. Everyone around me was buying houses, having kids, talking about promotions. And I was just sitting there thinking is this seriously it 🤷

🔻Then I got on a yacht and everything I thought was normal stopped making sense. Your “commute” is a 3 minute walk down a dock. Your days off are in places people save up all year to visit for 3 days. Your after work drinks are at a rooftop bar in the South of France on a random Tuesday. And nobody planned this trip. The boat just happens to be there 🌅

🔻The wildest part? You keep basically everything you make because you’re not paying for any of the stuff that eats everyone else’s paycheck. No rent. No groceries. No car. So even at entry level you’re saving more than your friends who technically make more than you. That math hits different when you actually see it 💸

🔻But this doesn’t happen by accident...and that’s why I built the Yacht Crew Formula, so you skip every mistake I made and get on a yacht fast. It saves you thousands on certs, hacks your CV (resume) so Captains actually read it, and gives you the exact roadmap from your desk to the dock.

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You’re working 40 hours a week to afford an apartment you barely spend time in and a vacation you can’t take.

Meanwhile there’s a whole industry where you live for free, eat for free, travel the world, and actually keep the money you make.

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People always ask me how I can wipe the asses of the rich. Simple. I do it with hundred dollar bills 💵

🔻I was scrubbing toilets on a superyacht 10 years ago and laughing all the way to the bank with my charter tips. While my old coworkers were fighting over who stole their lunch from the office fridge... I was pocketing more in one tip than they made in a month. So yeah I’ll clean your toilet. Just keep the tips coming 🤑

🔻Yachting was my red pill. That moment in the Matrix where you realize everything you thought was normal is actually insane. The commute. The cubicle. The two weeks of PTO you have to beg for. The retirement plan that means you get to finally enjoy life at 65 when your knees don’t work anymore. I looked at all of that and said nah 💊

🔻So I took the chance. I got on a yacht with 0 experience and 0 connections. And I never looked back. I wouldn’t change a single thing. I’ve worked in the Med, the Caribbean, Scandinavia. I’ve woken up in countries most people can’t spell. I’ve done it outside, on the water, in places so beautiful they don’t look real. And I got paid the entire time 🌊

🔻But here’s what nobody tells you. Getting in is hard. It’s competitive. You’re up against crew who already know the game and if you don’t know what you’re doing you’ll burn through your savings sitting in a yachting nub wondering why nobody’s calling you back 📄

🔻That’s exactly why I came up with the Yacht Crew Formula. It flips the script on what the Yachting schools teach you. You spend less money on courses while hacking your CV & job search so you stand out and find a job faster, without needing any boating experience 🔥

🔻My crew are landing jobs in 4 to 6 weeks while everyone else is still trying to figure it out 3 months later. Some never do. The difference isn’t talent or experience. It’s knowing the system 🚀

🔻I’m not gonna sugarcoat it. This industry will chew you up if you come in blind. But if you come in prepared? With a real strategy, and someone in your corner who actually knows what Captains are looking for? You’ll skip the line entirely 👊

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