08/28/2026
When you’re a teacher, you don’t ask, “When is the next full moon?” because you’re an astronomy enthusiast. 🌕😂
You ask because you need to know when your students are going to collectively lose their minds.
Checking the lunar calendar like:
“Okay… full moon is Thursday. Got it. I’ll need coffee, patience, and possibly a helmet.” ☕️🪖
Teachers don’t fear the full moon.
We just like a little advance warning. 😂🍎