Phlex Air

09/18/2018

Hey guyz! Itz been awhile since the last Phlex Air update. lmao. We’ve just ratified an agreement with a highly reputable (LOL) school south of the sunshine state. We will be sending our Ace MEI-I to train transitioning rotisserie wing pilots (RTP) in accelerated CRM skillz on the state of the art Boing 637-200 aircraft. Sign up this month to receive a discount on airfare to Phlex Air South on one of our partner BHL cargo contractors!

11/07/2017

The true measurement of an airplane isn't in thrust, range or capacity...it's in the ability to connect the world. This airframe has connected the world for half a decade, imagine the lives and industries it's helped to improve. As we see the last day of service for the Cessna Skycatcher, we can feel a thrill in invoking one final time the prayer and the anthem, "God this thing flies like a beautiful boy angel, please don’t do spins”. RIP little buddy.

11/02/2017

Flight school friends: Anybody got a spare E2D laying around? Papa's is bad and she needs some more pep in her step if you know what I mean. Lol

10/21/2017

The only law of aviation is to remain PHLEXible lol! This one time I left the master switch on because I was jamming to the Spice Girls on the ADF while I charged my phone lol and of course the battery went dead lol idk. This is how you jump start a plane rofl. I wish I knew about this before I called the airplane tow truck tbh.

10/19/2017

Ladies and Gentlemen, from the Flight Station lol, we are proud to announce our open house event starting next Tuesday at 10am central. Come on by and talk to two of our 38 major airline affiliate partners about how to jumpstart your aviation careers. I'll be operating the Cureig and you can buy a K-cup for only .59c. All proceeds go toward buying a new engine for our Piper Arrow, named Blue. We're proud to have two of our flagship flow partners here and hop to have a great turnout. This event is casual, but shorts okay. Wear some shorts. haha.

10/15/2017

It's a beautiful day at the Nanhatt Regional Airprot. Fall is in the air and so are we. Come out and see us, we don't care what you wear, it's okay to wear shorts. Meet our team of ASSBE recognized instructors and learn about our pipeline agreements with seven different airlines. Come fly with us, our just come out to the airport. Just don't be like this guy, lol!

10/14/2017

We are pleased to announce that we have been officially endorsed by NASA, IHOP, and the American Society of Submarine and Binocular Enthusiasts (ASSBE) to do pilot flight training in our state-of-the-art high fidelity flight simulation facility lolrofl. Our simulator can have up to 6 students all logging flight time simultaneously rofl. Really though it's great idk rofl

10/13/2017

Have you ever wanted to learn how to rocket through the sky in a recycled beer can powered by a glorified Volkswagen engine? Have you ever wanted to fly for an airline? With our seven airline affiliate partner associates, we have the pipeline for you to achieve all over your dreams. Contact us today for a full-service introductory flight. Post flight massage not included lmao

10/12/2017

When your student comes back smelling like a different instructor lol

10/12/2017

many people ask what it's like to fly an international charter jet. This is the best way to show the things that go through my head after v1 ROTATE. Lol

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