Bullworth Academy

Bullworth Academy Welcome to Bullworth Academy Dearest parents and friends,

Bullworth Academy is a well respected institution with a fine tradition of stern discipline.

We are renowned over the world over for the quality of our alumni and the strong moral fiber we instill in them. The world is an ugly place and we must prepare our children by any means necessary, to enable them to rise to the top of the steaming cesspool of human endeavor. It is an old-fashioned ideal, I know, but nevertheless an essential one. If only society atlarge adhered to the strict principles of loyalty, trust and ruthless ambition that I ingrain in every pupil here. Of course, we have critics, those who say it is wrong to reward the strong and punish the weak and feeble. I do not know to the fashionable principles of so-called modern educationalists.Competition is good, it gives the youth of today what it needs: spirit and determination. Traditional schooling did not leave me with any noticable scars, apart from a few physical ones, and an ability to sleep without a light on. I cannot allow the torrent popular opinion to sway my faith in tradition. For without pur heritage we are but orphans in the sewers of this noble country. We very much look forward to welcoming your child to our bosom. Boys and girls, we will make men of them all. Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Crabblesnitch

12/24/2011

There shall be classes on Christmas as a punishment for your despicable behavior.

12/20/2011

Enjoy your Christmas break, you little monsters.

12/12/2011

Johnny Vincent come to the office for your despicable behavior towards Derby Harrington!

12/12/2011

Get your Bullworth Merchandise which is 20% off now until Christmas.

10/16/2011

Anyone caught smoking in the bathroom will get a beating from the prefects.

10/13/2011

Davis, come to the main office for giving Pedro a swirly.

10/07/2011

To the jocks, please stop beating up the nerds when they're jogging on the football field.

10/04/2011

There will be no classes tomorrow or Thursday due to an outbreak of fungus in the cafeteria.

10/04/2011

Johnny Vincent come to the office for your despicable behavior towards Mr.Hattrick!

09/29/2011

Lunch: Meat loaf with mashed potatoes.

09/29/2011

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