Connection Day

Baking bread.

To celebrate the start of the semester, Conday's COO recently embarked on an expedition, not for nuclear supremacy, but for the pursuit of flavor. Today, he surfaced with Conday's most explosive flavor yet from the heart of the ocean.

"While others deploy submarines for power, Conday deploys them for unparalleled taste," remarked Kim.

Introducing the Nuclear Sub Special, a depth charge of flavor that promises an explosion with every bite. Available next Conday.

[September 8, 2023—COO Kim celebrating Conday's latest submarine special.]

Tomorrow

EXPANDED TERRITORY, 12 May 2022—Conday patrons, we've been canceled by our platform overloads. As of last week, Facebook has delisted our Demoss Hall location due to a suggestion by a random FB user.

Although this saddens us, we are overpowered with joy at Conday's new ingredient production facilities. To celebrate our increased production, the end of the spring semester, and the beginning of summer classes, we'll be be offering new ingredients from our recently expanded territory this Conday.

These ingredients are so good, you'll be wanting to putin all of them into your subs.

Remember kids, there's no such thing as Friday.

[May 04, 2022—Connection Day CEO shows off a selection of new ingredients to one of Conday's trusted partners]

As we commemorate Christ's crucifixion this week, Conday is cancelled. We hope to see you again next week.

[March 31, 2021—Conday COO Kim shows off exciting plans for future Conday expansion.]

There have been reports from the American propaganda machine with regards to the health of Conday Chief Operating Officer Kim. These are lies—as is Friday.

[April 19, 2020—COO Kim inspects a recent plow and sow at one of Conday’s partner farms.]

Our Sub C sandwiches are specially designed to provide the right combination of vitamins and nutrients necessary to supercharge your immune system. Essential oils? Vaccines? They are nothing compared to the power of Baja and whole wheat! Come down, this Fri- CONday!

The liberal media seeks to divide our community and destroy what makes Conday so great—baja chicken and hanging with friends.

Conday remains open for business during this time; however, trespassers will be prosecuted.

[April 9, 2020: Conday’s Chief Operating Officer ensuring the production of our new delicious kimchi topping in spite of health warnings from the fascist authoritarian government.]

When the Sub C lady makes it with baja.

Connection Day's chief operating officer has been hard at work preparing for another baja filled semester.