Kentucky College of Art and Design

KSA student Kristopher "Kris" Cumbus left the coast of Scotland in his homemade submarine two days ago to search for the missing Titanic submarine. We lost contact with Kris 42 hours ago. Kris is in international waters and is exempt from any form of regulation. Kris is assumed to be dead. Kris is hereby posthumously awarded a 4.0 in our BFA program and the Medal of the Sacred Teakettle. We now have an opening for another full-tuition scholarship. Send us an application today! RIP Kris. 🙏

"Kycad taught me the skills that I needed to get a job as a barista at a cat cafe. If only I wasn't allergic to fu***ng cats."

We're pleased to announce Jimmy O'Hooligan's performance, "Drinkin' Bleech." Joey moved to Louisville from Denmark and picks up odd jobs to survive (we don't offer financial aid). Joey lives in a van down by the river and has a lovely assortment of scrap metal for sale! Anyway, come watch Joey drink fu***ng bleach and shove Tide Pods up his ass down by the river this Sunday at 6 PM!

Here's a wonderful painting made by KSA student Lee John Oswald Booth III. Lee was born in Scotland and abandoned by his parents. He grew up in an orphanage on the outskirts of Liverpool and worked his way to the top of his weight class in bare knuckle boxing. Lee is the great-great-great-great grandson of the famous actor who killed President Abraham Lincoln. We couldn't be more proud. Congratulations, Lee! Don't let success go to your head!

Here's a lovely cross stitch from our student Joey Falcone. Joey is a proud polygamist with two wives and seven children. Joey isn't allowed within 500 feet of a school, so he's only enrolled in online classes. Way to go, Joey!