The Liars Club

The Liars Club The Liars Club meets every morning Monday-Saturday at the Loretto One Stop from 4:30 a.m. until the last Liar leaves... (Usually around 9:30 a.m.)

03/08/2014

While discussing the upcoming Loretto Lady Mustangs basketball game in the Final Four at the State Tournament, Mr. Wash stated, "I've never been to Murfreesboro before."
Mr. Ward asked, "You mean to tell me you didn't go watch your daughter in the State Championship when she played for Loretto?"
Mr. Wash replied, "Yeah, I guess I have been to Murfreesboro."
Mr. Ward responded, "That's what I thought... I caught you in a lie this morning."

02/10/2014

Fry cook asked, “How do you want your eggs?”

Costumer replied, “Eatable! I’d like my eggs to be eatable!”

02/08/2014

Tennessee Fan walks in, sits down, and ask, "Who won the Tennessee/Vandy Mens Basketball game?"
Several people answer, "Vandy."
Alabama Fan says, "Wow, that means Vandy has beaten Tennessee in Football, Mens Basketball, and Womens Basketball all in the same year."
Tennessee Fan replies, "I'll have you know that we did beat ya'll and Vandy in Water Polo!"
Old Man sitting across the table looks up and says, "Don't forget about Badminton… Tennessee is pretty good at that too."

01/20/2014

A recent conversation at the Liars Club…
Person #1: I don’t know where those kids get their red hair from? Their mother and father doesn’t have red hair? Their grandparents on either side doesn’t have red hair?
Person #2: You have to go back three generation… that’s where people’s genes come from.
Person #3: So that means my great-grandfather’s manhood must have been rather small?
Person #1: I always wondered why they called him "Shorty."
Person #2: Well, now you know.

Give a big thumbs up if you’re properly dressed to attend The Liars Club this morning.
12/17/2013

Give a big thumbs up if you’re properly dressed to attend The Liars Club this morning.

12/07/2013

It was determined at the meeting this morning that the reason for all the cold weather is due to Auburn beating Alabama.

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