04/11/2022
Who will be featuring in our next ? Why, one of our teachers, JT Cross, of course!
Q: What is your favorite pet’s name?
A: My cat, The Captain, is my favorite pet. She was born without her back right paw and so she has this cute little stump. My other cat, Cleopatra, is not very happy to hear about this but she is not a very nice person and therefore she lost.
Q: Favorite sound?
A: Rain. I grew up in a dry place, so I consider any rain a blessing.
Q: Favorite joke?
A: Two muffins are in an oven. The first one turns to the second one and says, “Boy, it sure is hot in here.” The second one says, “OMG, a talking muffin!!”
Q: Favorite T.V. channel?
A: Any channel showing Star Trek.
Q: What does your office (or workspace) look like?
A: A disaster zone. Until recently I had a desk and a tray table upon which I stacked mountains of papers and books. But when we got a new dining room table, I took the old one and put it in my office to act as a second desk . . . and now my desk, the old dining table, and the tray table are all stacked with mountains of papers and books.
The strangest part? I have all this paper and yet I don’t own a printer.
Q: If you could get a yacht what would you call it?
A: "I Should Be Paying More Taxes"
Q: What advice did you get that was the most rewarding?
A: To any teenager reading this, I wish someone had told me that all of the adults are making this up as they go along. I’m serious! There’s no guidebook they give you, no rule-book, no textbook, no nothing. Literally no one knows what they’re doing but we have to act like we do. It’s all made up, most of it is arbitrary, and often the things people cling onto the hardest are the most arbitrary.
What I’m saying is, you’ve got to make it up as you go along, too. That might sound scary, but trust me, it’s a blessing in disguise.