The Glossary

(Obligatory witty and relatable status about finals week and reading day eve that we're still too hungover to come up with.)

New Issue:
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The Glossary

Alcoholics go to meetings, Greeks just go to reunions.

Check the website and around campus this week for Issue III. Enjoy.

The Glossary: Volume II, Issue III

As we get closer to bid night, we would like to remind all fraternities that the best recipe for Jungle Juice is a generous combination of Everclear and Nyquil.

Check out Volume II Issue II on the website. And add the_glossary on twitter to get updates on future new issues.

The Glossary

NEW ISSUE OUT. Grab a copy in Pickler by the book Bad Girls and Sick Boys (call number NX 650 H74 K38). Enjoy.

Some people drunk text, some people drunk dial, some people drunk comment on the Index's statuses

New issue out. Find 'em in various places (houses, campus, etc.) Or, there's always the website.

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On their page, the Index claims to be the best college newspaper in Missouri. Yeah, it's completely believable you beat out Mizzou's J-school newspaper, but we're going to need the evidence to ensure that you didn't once again simply pull facts from your ass. Additionally, why weren't we included in said rankings?

Father's day, a day for Sig Taus to wonder about their possible r**e babies and betas to be carefree as a**l pregnancy is impossible. TKEs not to worry either, as pregnancy requires not only sexual relations with a girl, but meeting one as well.