International Studies College at the University of Cage

05/12/2016

MY SNAKESKIN JACKET!

11/05/2014

This morning, ISCUC regretfully informed its student body of the death of Professor Don Dickbreast, an anatomy teacher from Saskatchewan. His funeral was held two days ago, and our Dean offered up one of Dr. Dickbreast's favorite sayings: "In my years of cutting apart dead people, I've found that I've come to enjoy it."

10/02/2014

ISCUC has the lowest rates of professor-student sexual harassment. Apply now!

09/30/2014

No one showed up for the Photography Department's exhibit, so they said f**k you to everyone and packed up the fondue kit. Use it or lose it.

09/30/2014

The precognitive abilities of Dr. Cage continue to astound. Back in 1993, when Dr. Cage first began thinking about creating an institution of higher learning, a close friend suggested that the school be titled, simply, Institute for the Study of International Studies, or "ISIS." Dr. Cage declared that that would be a bad idea. Amazing!

09/30/2014

Check out our "About" section for regular updates. We are now offering a Certificate in Patisserie and Pastry Bag Manufacturing.

09/29/2014

Mayo de la Rocha will be a visiting professor for the Spring 2015 semester. His topic will be "Why Cage is an Honorary Chingon."

09/04/2014

The Church of Scientology Public Affairs Office contacted ISCUC earlier this week with an allegation that ISCUC staff have at one time or another been high-level Scientology executives who, quote, "blew" the Church without paying their debts. Whoodatthunkyt.

07/02/2014

ISCUC has decided to expell Kendall Jones for killing some of Headmaster Cage's favorite animals.

06/04/2014

During finals week, this is played over the intercom 24/7. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEJ26h_cBqQ

Bruce Springsteen - Dancing in the Dark --------------------------------------- I get up in the evening and I ain't got nothing to say I come home in the mor...

05/27/2014

It is the unfortunate duty of ISCUC staff to inform our students and their respective lovers that ISCUC has in fact had its first "bell tower incident."

05/23/2014

ISCUC has never had a "bell tower incident." Apply today!