09/19/2026
Gator Man Saturday
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Tired of job ads written by people who should never have been allowed near a keyboard?
We fixed it.
If youโre an HVAC tech โ or someone who thinks theyโre an HVAC tech โ this oneโs for you.
๐๐จ๐ฐ ๐๐ข๐ซ๐ข๐ง๐ : ๐๐๐จ๐ฉ๐ฅ๐ ๐๐ก๐จ ๐๐จ๐งโ๐ญ ๐๐ซ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ง ๐๐ญ๐ญ๐ข๐๐ฌ
Hours:
When itโs hot.
When itโs cold.
And whenever a customer swears it just started doing that.
๐๐๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐ญ๐ก๐ ๐๐จ๐ฅ๐:
Weโre looking for a technician who can diagnose equipment installed by someone who clearly hated technicians, calm panicked homeowners who swear the AC was fine yesterday, and pretend the attic temperature isnโt actively trying to kill you.
Must be comfortable working in spaces apparently designed for raccoons, not humans.
๐๐๐ช๐ฎ๐ข๐ซ๐๐ฆ๐๐ง๐ญ๐ฌ:
โข Must be drinking age with 20 years of HVAC experience, preferably starting at age 10
โข Must tolerate thermostats installed by people who clearly hate technicians
โข Must be able to climb, kneel, crawl, squeeze, and somehow get back out of spaces no human should fit in
โข Must understand what the customer means when they say it makes a funny noise
๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐ซ๐ซ๐๐ ๐๐ค๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฌ:
โข Ability to find the air handler without a treasure map
โข Can spot a bad capacitor from 20 feet away, even with bad lighting
โข Comfortable working on equipment older than the customer
โข Can explain that turning the thermostat to 50 degrees will not cool the house any faster
๐๐๐ง๐๐๐ข๐ญ๐ฌ:
โข Free daily workouts including ladder climbing, weightlifting, and attic crawling
โข Occasionally free cold water and snacks provided by customers who feel bad for you
โข Company van that may or may not have working AC
โข Unlimited opportunities to hear while youโre here, can you look at one more thing
โข Free sauna sessions in attics during summer months
How to Apply:
Find us. Good luck.
Walk in. Weโre not picky.
Ask for the service manager and wait. Heโll get to you when he feels like it.
Tell them you can diagnose and repair an AC unit without Googling it.
If they look shocked, congratulations. Youโre hired.