So So Funni Enterainment

When your wife ask to many damn questions when watching the game.
My wife »Who playing
Me »Notre Dame
My wife » Which one is Notre dame
Me »The one that say Notre dame
My wife » Who Notre Dame playing and which teams are you picking
Me » Notre Dame
My wife » but you live in Texas
Me » can I watch the game please
My wife » so where J J watts
Me » this is Texas longhorns he play for Houston tx
My wife » so he not playing
Me » this is college football not NFl
My wife » why you didn't tell me JJ Watts wasn't playing I could been watching my tv shows if i knew he wasn't playing
Me » he not playing so go watch your tv shows
My wife » so don't want me to watch the game with you
Me » no cause you talk to damn much
Im trying to enjoy the game just me can't hear the tv,cause you say it to loud turn on down
You not listening to me,cause just wanna watch the damn game.................................................................................................game over
Me » what you watching
My wife » Get out im trying to watch tv shows
Me.» is Power or Empire
My wife » can just watch my shows
Me » yes you can im go in the other room so you can enjoy your shows that what people do for each other's
My wife » thanks you
Me » this is some bsh*t

When it time to block my mom from Facebook causes she have to many profile and friends request every other week cause she can't remember her last seven Facebook profile password, enough is enough no more eight happy birthday nomore games gifts no more
mary moore past you on level 23 eight times
Mom I love you just wanna let you know im blocking you your son Christopher

When that co-worker always in your fu***ng conversations trying to listen,to what the f**k you talking,only thing you should do is look this
:-) itch,

When a co-workers tell you to get off the phone, :-)!tch if you make me hang up on my mamma

When snakes started clocking in @ work

When a co-worker just sitting in front of you,and lying and you know this bitch lying,only thing you can do is look at this dumb :-) itch

When your co-worker think we friends,bitch I don't f**k with you

Christmas at my mom house,when we was kids, she always used tell us to write down three things we want for christmas. 1) something you want.
2) something you think you want.
3) something you never going to get
My three things was
1) my dad
2) my dad
3) my dad
On Christmas day I always read a letter from my dad, but in my mom handwriting tell me I where sleep son didn't want to wait you, sorry he couldn't stay,but my gift is under the tree ,Santa Claus got him working this Christmas again,but next time we going to spend Christmas together,
Love you dad
Ps, be good to your mother she strong
And beautiful she loving and caring ,the
Most Giving person on earth,and best mother in the world, so see you soon