couch Couch I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up

to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it." First class, yo, this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmm, this might be alright. But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
– "Yo, home to Bel-Air." I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later." I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

05/20/2018

After 2 long arduous weeks in Korea Ben Hebert is coming home to park his ass on me.

07/11/2017

Can't wait til Ben Hebert parks his ass on me later

08/06/2016

Everyone should come over and sit on me.

10/18/2015

Ben sitting on me wishing he started Stafford over Rogers.

06/06/2015

It's been a while since something has been posted on the Couch. I think I need to crash there at some point this summer

08/13/2014

Looks like we haven't had an event at couch for a while!!

09/11/2012

Ben Hebert just got smoked in fantasy football this weekend!!

07/24/2012

Pool party this week!!!!

07/24/2012

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