08/16/2026
Happy Birthday Alan!
If you’ve ever played with Alan, you know there are a few things you can always count on:
Speed ups: Because apparently patience is overrated. If you give him a ball to attack, I guarantee he WILL attack!
Ernes: Why stay on your side of the kitchen when you can just leap completely over it?! If Alan sees an opportunity to Erne, you better believe he’s going for it.
Drips: Not d***s. Not drops. Drips. And somehow he has the rest of us sliding around the court like we’re on skates.
The commentary: Because every point needs a live broadcast. He’s talking, taunting, trash-talking, coaching, or just trying to get inside your head - this is all while the point is still happening!
That’s Alan. He brings the energy, the competitiveness, the strategy, and plenty of laughs to every game.
I’m lucky to get to share the courts, the business, the laughs, and this crazy pickleball life with you! ❤️
Happy Birthday Alan!