09/15/2026
The 10 students who will get to choose what happens to Mr. Coughlan if we meet our $30,000 Boosterthon goal have been chosen at random by the Wheel of Names, and the ballots have been distributed. Their choices are:
1 ) The Sparkly Principal
Mr. Coughlan has to walk around in a pink tutu with sparkles in his hair all day.
2 ) The Anti-Dallas Cowboy
Mr. Coughlan must wear a combination of Commanders, Chiefs, and Eagles attire all day.
3 ) Duct-tape the Principal
Mr. Coughlan stands on a stool against a wall. Students use duct tape to attach him to the wall. Then the stool is removed to see if he stays.
4 ) At least it’s not tar…
Students pour maple syrup all over Mr. Coughlan, then dump feathers on top.
5 ) Pie a Principal
Students get to throw a “pie” at Mr. Coughlan!
6 ) Human Taco
Students "build" a taco on Mr. Coughlan using lettuce, cheese, tomatoes, and salsa.
7 ) Principal Karaoke
The students get to choose the songs that Mr. Coughlan has to sing during recess!
8 ) Principal Makeover
Students get to use all sorts of ridiculous makeup on Mr. Coughlan. Every class gets a turn.
9 ) Human Pizza
Students cover Mr. Coughlan with pizza toppings—foam cheese, pepperoni, sauce, etc.
10 ) Mystery Bucket Challenge
There are several buckets of increasingly disgusting—but safe—substances (pudding, whipped cream, cooked spaghetti, oatmeal, etc.). Students choose what gets dumped on Mr. Coughlan’s head and in what order.
What will they choose? We shall see!
