05/05/2026
😂 Reunion Update: The Chaos Continues… and y’all are loving it.
First off, the attention is getting us spammed - little do these bots know they are wasting their time - they don't know we KNOW everyone - see this post for the official tshirt communication!
Over 5,000 views on the last post. That’s over half of Valley County laughing at us. We should’ve known this would happen — we had T.Ed as our commencement speaker in ‘96. The teachers and administration were sweating bullets, wondering which lane the class clown was going to take. Legend has it Mr. Viara was one step away from inventing a remote mic kill-switch… which probably inspired his famous holiday light shows. You’re welcome, G-Town.
Current Planning Updates:
Gary is locked in for Saturday BBQ at the lake — traditional pulled pork or burgers for the normal people… and of course one very special steak for Patrick. You guys can arm wrestle for it. We’ll sell tickets.
We’ve now reached classmates from California to Maryland (and yes, we hear there’s one brave soul in South Carolina — Jeremie, you out there?!).
New Jotform T-shirt survey is live! Even if you’ve already RSVP’d, please go back into the form and answer the T-shirt question. We’re just trying to get a rough estimate of how many we’ll order. If we get over 20 interested, we’ll circle back with sizes, quantities, and (if you’re lucky) maybe a little input on the design.
We’ll just see what direction Carielle takes us… Brent is on standby to keep things classy.
Side note: Carielle is basically turning this into her the annual girls trip. Consider this your formal warning.😳
Patrick’s daily coffee chats have produced zero new contacts so far. We’re still sitting at about 50% RSVPs (counting the No's - and one Hell No). We need more of you to jump in so we know how much food (and steak) to order.
Still waiting to hear from these legends:
Brian B, Brad, Celeste, Scarlett, Brian C, Matt, Tana F, Joe, Malisha, Angela H, Somer (!), Jennifer, Jeremiah, Ryan J, T.Ed, Sam, Jeremie, Mike, Amy, Tino, Stephani P, Josh, the Schultz’s, Justin, Heather K, Andrea, Tribby, John T, Tana M, Siobhan, Stephanie W, Laura, Arthur, Levi, Zeller, Chaz.
Come on guys — don’t make Patrick hunt you down in Glasgow. Please tag, text or just call any of these people, we really do want to see them
Drop your info in the Jotform, vote on the t-shirt, and let’s make this 30-year reunion worth the wait!
Who’s in?