Bruce Dickey

Apparently Troy has a Gossip Girl Tumblr. The only gossip at Troy worthy of being discussed is trying to find out the handful of you who actually get A's in APUSH. If you have that much time on your hands, use it to study, buddy.

Hope you're all studying for the Unit 12 Exam. Don't forget to study the terms like "The focus of evil", or I'll focus my evil on your grades.

Class of 2013, your test scores on the American Revolution were revolutionary! These must be an all-time low!

As the year comes to a close, many seniors are rejoicing their acceptances into impressive colleges. Nevertheless, every single one of you should never forget that you still got owned a Dickey APUSH tests at some point in time. Cornell? Harvard? Please. You got number #4 wrong on that Unit 2 test.

You juniors better ace the next test on the Civil War and Reconstruction. Good luck reconstructing your grades if you don't.

I hope you all enjoyed your Veteran's Day. The veterans at Troy really needed it. *Cough* Mr. Booze *Cough*

You juniors better brush up on your Jacksonian democracy. How often do you study a president that looks just like me?

Governing a great state is like cooking a small fish.
Governing Troy students is like inventing a pedal-powered wheelchair.

Class of 2011. Your APUSH Unit 2 test scores were a Boston Massacre. Class of 2010. What do you mean that Philo test was hard? That's a hasty generalization.

Come on Class of 2011. Your first APUSH exams were disappointing. Don't let the Dickster down.