Keller ISD Nuts

The Left lies about you, kills you, lies about who killed you, lies about why they killed you, celebrates killing you, destroys your memorials after killing you and smears your memory after killing you.

Laney Hawes thinks quoting Charlie Kirk to justify others celebrating his assassination makes her clever. It doesn’t. It makes her a cruel, left-wing nut job.

PSA- She’s also the anonymous admin behind Keller ISD Families for Education, Democrat Precint Chair, and helps run Texas Public Education Defense Fund (TPEDF), a left-wing PAC.

🐿️This squirrel has seen a lot of nut jobs, but this one takes the cake. Fort Worth City Council Woman Elizabeth Beck, lefty nut job and certified clown 🤡, had this to say about Charlie Kirk’s murder on IG, her post has since been deleted. She is a garbage human and needs to hear from you.

🐿️💥 The louder the clown show yells “book bans!” the clearer it gets: this isn’t about kids, it’s about a political agenda. And yes — they’ve gone full nut job. 🤡🌰

Helllooooooo ladies!

In the squirrel world, it’s simple: you’ve either got nuts or you don’t. But these humans? They’re cracking cashews I didn’t even know existed. Boys dressed as girls, girls dressed as boys.

I used to know which tree the nuts came from. Now? They don’t even know themselves. 🌰🙃🤡

🇺🇸🐿️ Justice for P’Nut! NY could owe $10 million for ex*****on.

No squirrel left behind. 💪

Faith, family, and… fur? 🐿️
Proud to give the Ten Commandments to Keller ISD. Strong values, great teaching… and hopefully a reminder to the raccoons to stop raiding my stash.

On behalf of the proud, nut-loving patriots of Keller 🐿️🇺🇸 — THANK YOU for protecting our citizens, our acorns, and the sacred branches we call home! We stand fluffy-tailed and freedom-fueled behind you… and we hope other cities follow your lead.

💥 Busted Nuts: The TPEDF Clown Show 🥜

🎪 Andrew Sternke
– Failed the bar (oops)
– Declared himself a “security expert”
– Sweatband entrepreneur no one asked for
– Moonlights as a legal nuisance, handing out legal advice like fake diamond rings 👀

💻 Laney Hawes
– Democrat precinct chair & part-time Facebook tyrant
– Anonymous moderator of Keller ISD Families for Public Education
– Allegedly Antifa-adjacent, definitely drama-dependent
– P**n apologist, gender bender, and performative outrage packaged as “education advocacy”

Together with left-wing attorney Rachel Wall, they run TPEDF — a “dark money” activist group operating out of a Colleyville law office, pretending to fight for public education while racking up millions in legal costs for GCISD… and now aiming their circus tent at Keller ISD.

📨 Yes, FOIA requests are legal…
…but 6,500+ emails and lawsuits?
That’s not transparency — it’s a taxpayer-funded temper tantrum.

👇👇👇
https://dallasexpress.com/metroplex/colleyville-law-firm-home-of-radical-left-pac-seeking-to-bankrupt-local-isd/

🚨 Missing: Gio “Cookie Batter” Capriglione 🚨

Fake state rep and certified Nut Buster has vanished somewhere in Austin.

While he hides out, the people of HD98 are left without a voice during the special session.

We don’t need a seat-warmer—we need a representative.

Gio should resign.
HD98 deserves a special election.

Live look at meeting between Fake state rep Giovanni Capriglione and Fake reporter Bud Kennedy…

Giovanni Capriglione busted his nuts in a longtime affair.

Unfortunately for the squirrels of HD98, the story doesn’t stop there.

Now that the nut has cracked, it’s become common knowledge:
Capriglione’s been keeping the rest of us little squirrels hostage.

He barked his values from the highest branch —
but it’s time for his highness to climb down and face the truth.

From this squirrel’s perch, it’s well past time:
Fake state rep Giovanni Capriglione needs to resign. Immediately. 🐿️🌰🚫

https://www.currentrevolt.com/p/exclusive-rep-giovanni-capriglione