03/13/2020
Can you find the p**ping millipede?! Where is Waldo... BUG style!
Millipede p**p is poisonous, so don’t eat it. If you’re ever camping and forgot bug spray, find a millipede and shake it. They will think you’re a predator and p**p to protect themselves. Then, rub the p**p on your skin. It’s nature’s bug spray. Don’t make that face, lol we see it through your screen! The chemicals in bottled spray from the store are even more gross and smelly than bug p**p. (What do you think is in soil?) Monkeys use millipede poo to protect from bug bites. Monkey tested, monkey approved! ... but the safe monkey testing. It’s all natural.🍌👍
You’ll thank us one day when you’re on Survivor!
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