Free Cam's Nads

Free Cam's Nads Remove the flap- Set Cam's Nuts Free There seems to be an identity crisis for the CSU community right now- but why?

After a disappointing Saturday in Denver during which I witnessed a loss to a buff team that sucks and Ram fans sleeping in the stands, I feel something is wrong. On the way out of the stadium I ran into Cam and his handlers and while defending him from dirty boulder hecklers, I had an epiphany when I saw up close and in person the... um "modesty flap" on Cam's back end. That's when I realized tha

t this recent wardrobe addition is costing the Ram Nation in more ways than one. What is the message that this added fabric is sending? That we as part of the Ram Nation should be ashamed of ourselves? That we need to cover up so we don't offend our opponents? Do you think fans were falling asleep when the biggest symbols of Ram Pride were out in the open for everyone to see? Do you think those aviator wearing dbags from boulder would be talking? I think the sight of Cam's Cohones would have wiped that condescending smirk right off their smarmy faces. So Ram fans I implore you, join this crusade to throw of the shackles of oppression and free unleash the Ram N**s!

12/18/2013

New Mexico, We're Back Baby!

09/01/2012

Freeeeeeeeeeeedommmmmmmmmmmmmmm! F**k dirty hippies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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