08/01/2023
You just might be a beekeeper if:
-911 calls you for an emergency.
-You get stung and it's your fault.
-You're sad when you get stung only because you know the bee will die.
-Driving around with bees in your window doesn't bother you.
-You go to the store for eggs and come back with a car full of sugar.
-Your freezer has no room for meats.
-You're excited when the news reports a high pollen day.
-You avoid mowing the lawn because of the clovers and dandelions.
-You know your queens birthdays but not your wife's.
-You misspell words like "beehave" & "beecause".
-The post office has you on speed dial.
-The flow hive has actually made your life more complicated.
-You walk in the shadow of Morgan Freeman.
-You think you're as cool as Morgan Freeman.
-Enough about Morgan Freeman!
-Quit asking about the Flow Hive!!!
-You know what "propolis" is.
-People act surprised when they hear you did "splits".
-You didn't know your "Russian girls" were hot until after you bought them.
-You know the "waggle dance".
-You mention installing a "nuke" (nuc) in your backyard and people stare.
-You smell like smoke but you haven't been camping.
-Your car is covered with mustard spots.
-The neighbors think you care about every hornets nest they see.
-You plan weddings & vacations around the honey harvest.
-Your first pound of honey cost you eight hundred dollars!!