Chris "Raggedy" Ragsdale - CCSD Overlord

08/22/2026

Where's the producers?

08/15/2026

When parents ask questions about the Cobb County School budgets, no problem! We will pull their kid's records and see what we can find. 💪😁

Thank you for your unwavering support of myself, the Republican board, and all of my security contractor friends. This is truly what the Founding Fathers would have wanted. 🦅

A school district in Atlanta’s northwest suburbs hired ex-intelligence officers to gather information on students without a vote from the school board, drawing criticism and protest from parents.

07/24/2026

I spend so many Thursday nights crying. Why are the parents are mean to me at the school board meetings? Why did you all leave the school board meeting tonight before watching all the highlights from yesterday's exciting Trump rally I put on?

Just say no to politics in schools, just like me.

Next up:
• Removing books with LGBTQ+ viewpoints
• Burning textbooks containing unapproved historical perspectives or anti-white rhetoric
• Ensuring science curriculum aligns with donor priorities
• Replacing diversity initiatives with “traditional values” programming
• Redirecting funds from public schools to me and my friends' pockets

02/13/2026

Just say no to politics in schools, just like me.

Next up:
• Removing books with LGBTQ+ viewpoints
• Burning textbooks containing unapproved historical perspectives or anti-white rhetoric
• Ensuring science curriculum aligns with donor priorities
• Replacing diversity initiatives with “traditional values” programming
• Redirecting funds from public schools to me and my friends' pockets

02/13/2026

Honored to accept my reappointment and $12M annual compensation package. Big thanks to my board buddies! No need for educational experience when you’ve got connections.

Even though I still had an entire year left in my contract, this allows me to start finding more fantastic improvements for CCSD. Remember those Iggy handwashing stations that never worked? THAT'S JUST THE BEGINNING! 🔥

While teacher salaries remain fiscally responsible, my new district-funded Porsche arrives next week. Looking ahead, I’m excited to announce new “Strategic Contract Allocation Management” programs. We’ve already identified several companies, coincidentally owned by friends and business partners, uniquely qualified to provide unnecessary services at merely triple the market rate.

Rest assured, every decision I make is guided by our district’s core values: minimal oversight, maximum invoicing, and funneling your tax dollars in my pockets.

02/04/2026

When I became superintendent, I promised TWO THINGS:

HIGHER TEST SCORES 📈
BIGGER BICEPS 💪

NEITHER happens by walking out of class!!! FACT CHECK: TRUE!!!