05/31/2014
Paranormal Investigations Research and Development Group heads to the Bahamas after receiving the Fiscal Year 2013 Top Honors Team Award today. I am SO PROUD and HONORED of our teams accomplishments this past year and can't wait for next year!!
The interim memo sent reads as follows;
Dear Dusty,
It is with great Honor and Respect that I notify you personally. You and team members have been unanimously voted, by the Board of Directors, as fiscal year 2013 Best of the Best Team. Your team was selected over 2286 nominees to win this Prestigious Award. You and your teams devotion, dedication, attention to detail, long days and sleepless nights, trials and errors, Research and Development and the willingness to succeed has by far surpassed all of our expectations. Your team scored an overall 94 % throughout the entire 2013 fiscal year. This is, by far, the highest percentage ever scored in the history of this company. To reward the extraordinary efforts of you and your team, we have decided to reward your teams efforts by changing the usual Ceremonial location. This year, you and your team are being awarded 6 days and 7 nights in the Bahama Islands, all expenses paid. You and your team will also be awarded an undisclosed monetary bonus that will not be disclosed until the conclusion of the Ceremony. I personally THANK you all and your efforts past, present and future. I am PROUD to say, you are the Best of the Best and am looking forward to the next year's accomplishments.
Sincerely and Respectfully,
A*****y R. M******l
President/CEO
(Note:Name has been blocked by the request of the CEO.)