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On Friday, congregants at the Meadows Islamic Center were subjected to an 11 minute, animated version of the call to prayer by fellow mosque attendee and Theatre major Hasan Khan. Khan enthusiastically filled-in as the voluntary Mu’azzin (name for the person who gives the Islamic call to prayer, the Adhan), introducing his own extended version, chok-full of dramatic pauses and impressive vocals ranging from bass to soprano.

Khan’s acting resume includes performances from his high school musical productions of “Little Shop of Horrors” and “Marry Poppins,” and more recently a community theater role in “Guys and Dolls.”

Overdramatic Mu'azzin Really Rippin' Into Those Hyalalfalahs On Friday, congregants at the Meadows Islamic Center were subjected to an 11 minute, animated version of the call to prayer by fellow mosque attendee and

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Man Who Coined The Terms 'Libtard,' 'Snowflake' Dies From Covid-19 An Arkansas man recognized for his invaluable contributions to the conservative lexicon widely adopted by Trump supporters and internet trolls, passed

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“The mosque sponsored prayer schedules commonly found in Muslim kitchens serves as the flash point for heated disagreements and tension between members of the family,” says marriage counselor Aisha Khalil.

Study Finds 98% of Disputes in Muslim Households Are Over Prayer Timetable A recent study reveals that 98% of domestic disputes in Muslim households are caused by prayer timetables affixed to refrigerator doors. Family counselors

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In the midst of a major pandemic, Islamica News asks six immigrant Muslims to share their experiences and wisdom living quarantined lives. Follow on Instagram for a deeper look into the socially distanced/socially awkward Muslims living amongst us.

Quarantine Reflections From 6 Muslim Immigrants In the midst of a major pandemic, Islamica News asks six immigrant Muslims to share their experiences and wisdom living quarantined lives.

Witnesses say an Israeli bulldozer appeared on the set of Jeopardy to demolish a contestant’s podium shortly after she identified Palestine as the location of the Church of The Nativity. While it is still unclear who ordered the demolition, an Israeli spokesperson issued a statement saying they’ve addressed the threat within the guidelines of policy. “The terrorist has been neutralized,” read the brief press release. By the end of the show, construction of settlements were already underway, placing Palestine in final jeopardy. What is follow on Instagram? Correct.

The Islamic community in Memphis was ecstatic after it appeared that a recent incident of vandalism was done by a well informed and learned islamophobe. “The last guy who vandalized our mosque used all sorts of misspelled verbiage, and spelled Muslim with a Z and an O,” said Imam Abdul Saleem. “It’s good to see the fruits of our efforts on display here... right next to a giant swastika.” Community members were also impressed that the vandal removed his shoes before entering the prayer hall to smash glass and litter it with pig heads. Follow on Instagram for the latest details and other worldly headlines.