12/13/2021
It took a few days for Truman to track down the information about the international affiliate. Mitzi the Moose finally shared that the whole idea had been started by Hannukah Harry, and suggested a call to him. It was hard to find Harry, since now that Hannukah was over, Harry had headed to his condo in Boca for the winter.
When Truman got him on the phone, he said that he had heard that Harry had been the original organizer of the holiday unions, and that there was no one better to ask for help.
"Stop, you're embarrassing me!" Harry said. But, after that polite protest, Harry kept talking.
"It's true, I did create the international union. Back in the days, when I was young, all of the holiday workshops ran as collectives. Decisions were made by consensus, and everyone took a turn as the public face of the holiday. Over the years, as corporations took over the means of production, the collectives slowly got eaten away, until we got to a point where things were no longer sustainable. You all are the last to organize into a union. We were the first, and then we got the Easter Bunny's shop, the Tooth Fairies, and the leprechauns. There is even some talk that those Halloween upstart Switch Witches are thinking of coming on board. Santa has always been ready to enter into a contract with you all. He just needs you all to organize the card drive. We've been saving HUGG local 1225 for you for years."
"HUGG? What's that stand for?
"It's the Union of Holiday Gift Givers. I know, it should be UHGG, but we took some artistic license. Once you set your union vision and run the cards, you'll be ready to negotiate your contract."
"Thanks, Harry! You're the best! We couldn't do this without you! I read about you in some of those books. I can't believe I'm talking to such a hero!"
"Stop, you're embarrassing me."