False Profits

False Profits UNC's Standup, Improv, and Sketch Comedy Troupe - One day a few friends had a high five so great that they made a comedy troupe. Dear You,

Like comedy? Awesome.

So do we. False Profits is a comedy troupe here at UNC that performs all styles of comedy - improv, sketch, written, video, and we are the ONLY one at UNC that does standup comedy. So tell your parents about that. We'll wait....... You're back? Like performing? We do that. If you can show us that you have talent and passion to make people laugh, then come out to our auditions held each semester. T

hen we'll put you in front of a microphone in front of people....or something like that...

Like money? Well...

There's no money in comedy, but that's not stopping us. Come high five us or come take us out to dinner. Also come to our shows if you don't audition. We like that. Love,
False Profits

what???? the first false profits show of the year????? cell yeah!!!!(sorry for the pun, we’re better than that.)(no we a...
02/21/2023

what???? the first false profits show of the year????? cell yeah!!!!

(sorry for the pun, we’re better than that.)

(no we aren’t.)

FALSE PROFITS AUDITIONS !!! againif you want to join the funniest group on campus,you better show up to auditions at han...
01/11/2023

FALSE PROFITS AUDITIONS !!! again
if you want to join the funniest group on campus,you better show up to auditions at hanes art center next week!!!!
dm us with any questions 👖🍤🗿

welcome welcome welcome to our organizations newest FALSE PROFITS!!!! woot woot! they are so funny and we are really exc...
12/02/2022

welcome welcome welcome to our organizations newest FALSE PROFITS!!!! woot woot! they are so funny and we are really excited!

WOOOO!!! a very successful SOLD OUT show!! so happy to have everyone, and i know that we had a blast :)) unfortunately t...
11/29/2022

WOOOO!!! a very successful SOLD OUT show!! so happy to have everyone, and i know that we had a blast :))
unfortunately this show is the last one with our amazingly funny and humorously talented president muddie! :( they will be graduating to the great comedy troupe in the sky 😢wish them luck on their journey!!! we are going to miss them so much!!!!
(pic creds go to the wonderful .silva)

YOU could sell out too!! all you need to do is come to our show!!! tomorrow (saturday) at 8!!! be there or be square
11/19/2022

YOU could sell out too!! all you need to do is come to our show!!! tomorrow (saturday) at 8!!! be there or be square

no way!!!! elmo says that FALSE PROFITS SELL OUT SHOW TOMORROW SATURDAY AT 8!!!
11/18/2022

no way!!!! elmo says that FALSE PROFITS SELL OUT SHOW TOMORROW SATURDAY AT 8!!!

you're KIDDING!!!!? FALSE PROFITS, UNCs only STANDUP, SKETCH, and IMPROV GROUP IS HAVING A SHOW SATURDAY AT 8!!!!? huzza...
11/18/2022

you're KIDDING!!!!? FALSE PROFITS, UNCs only STANDUP, SKETCH, and IMPROV GROUP IS HAVING A SHOW SATURDAY AT 8!!!!? huzzah!!!!

holy crap!!!! is that... the PRESIDENT OF FALSE PROFITS MUDDIE BROWN?! 😳😳😳 (they said that we're selling out at our show...
11/17/2022

holy crap!!!! is that... the PRESIDENT OF FALSE PROFITS MUDDIE BROWN?! 😳😳😳 (they said that we're selling out at our show THIS SATURDAY AT 8!!!!)

no way!!!! this is so crazy, but i think FALSE PROFITS IS HAVING A SHOW THIS SATURDAY AT 8!!!
11/17/2022

no way!!!! this is so crazy, but i think FALSE PROFITS IS HAVING A SHOW THIS SATURDAY AT 8!!!

hmmmmm.... seems like y'all might be able to come enjoy a FUNNY COMEDY SHOW on saturday!!!! FALSE PROFITS SELLS OUT SATU...
11/17/2022

hmmmmm.... seems like y'all might be able to come enjoy a FUNNY COMEDY SHOW on saturday!!!! FALSE PROFITS SELLS OUT SATURDAY AT 8

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