The Grammar Patrol

Well, friends, it's official. I'm doing private online English tutoring and I have three specialties that I'd like to mention. First, reading comprehension is foundational to high academic achievement. It not only enhances the student's deeper understanding of the written word, it can profoundly expand vocabulary and strengthen writing skills. My second specialty is college essay coaching and private high school essay coaching. My track record (students accepted by their first-choice schools) is excellent. Lastly, I've worked a lot with students who speak English as a second language. The results of this work can make an enormous difference in students' academic performance and in their social lives.

I would love to discuss my tutoring work with you or someone you know who wants to improve their English language academic writing, reading comprehension, or other English language skills. I work with students from middle school and up. PM me, and let's discuss your student's future!

Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I’ve tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To say that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.

-- Robert Frost

ARBITRAITOR: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s
BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage.
BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees through
AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do
COUNTERFEITER: Worker who installs kitchen cabinets
ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living.
LEFT BANK: What the bank robbers did when their bag was full of money.
HEROES: What a man in a boat does
PARASITES: What you see from the Eiffel Tower
PARADOX: Two physicians
PHARMACIST: A helper on a farm
POLARIZE: What penguins see through
PRIMATE: Remove your spouse from in front of TV
RELIEF: What trees do in the spring
RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife
SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does
SUDAFED: Brought litigation against the government

I want Story Time at the end of MY work day, too!

Yeah, but passive voice, guys.