Montana Tech Confessions Uncensored

"When you see a bunch of hoodies for sale at $60 with tags that say "Union Made" that's not a great argument for unions lol "

"My friends at work all have big luxurious beards, and they always make jokes about the fact that I'm clean-shaven. Jokes like how I'm less manly, don't have enough testosterone, haven't gone through puberty yet, etc.

Until the other day when I finally had enough and told them I don't need to grow a beard because I exercise and don't have a double or triple chin I need to cover up like they do. Haven't heard one joke about it since."

"My wife caught me cheating with a doorbell camera she had set up hidden in our bedroom. Unlawful invasion of privacy aside, she texted me while the act in question was underway. I knew I was busted hard and there was no point in trying to lie or explain my way out of it. So I just texted her back "sorry honey. I looked at the angel on my shoulder but he hadn't been laid in 3 months either. Best of luck to ya. "

"I am thinking of going to school there in the fall but this page makes Butte seem like a seriously dirty and creepy place. Is it really this bad? "

"Some guy on the walking trail was walking his dog off leash, it ran up to me and was barking and acting all aggressive. And he had the nerve to get mad at me and cuss me out when I started whipping rocks at his dog. He looked like he might come at me so I was ready to whip a few at him too. I was like keep your dog on a leash you fat bald mf. "

"Come work for Montana Tech in beautiful Butte, MT. Your Bachelors Degree will earn you $13.25/hr, if you stuck it out and earned a Masters we will pay $14.50/hr. Don't mind the $1.1 million in cuts we proposed in order to give our top 8 administrators $1.1 millin in raises."

"I saw some Florida teacher on the news lamenting the fact that he can no longer tell his kindergarten students about his boyfriend. Eh that's alright, I really doubt the kids wanted to hear about his rump-ranging adventures anyway. "

"I see calls for boycotts of fast food companies for doing business in Russia over their unjustified war in Ukraine, which is fine, but I hope it keeps up afterwards because you should just be “boycotting” fast food because it’s nasty. You don’t need the start of WW3 to make good decisions about what you eat. "

"With literally everyone in the country walking around saying "Let's Go Brandon!" and chanting it at sporting events, how are all the guys named Brandon feeling right now? "

"Let's go! Let's go, Brandon!!!"

"Had to go back to work in person this week and turn in the laptop they gave me to work remotely. Hopefully they don't notice all the pot crumbs in the keyboard. "