Pathways To Literacy

07/01/2019

Riddle for the day: Where did Captain Hook get his hook?

06/26/2019

How close a relative would the sister-in-law of your father's only brother be?

06/26/2019

A rope ladder is hanging over the side of a ship. The ladder is 12 feet long and the rungs are one foot apart. The lowest rung is resting on the top of the ocean. The tide rises four inches an hour. How long would it take before the first four rungs of the ladder are underwater?

06/08/2019

Summer
Study Camp

Want to help your child maintain their classroom skills over Summer Break?

Just one hour of studying a week can do this.
Sign up for time frames to keep their brains academically alert.
Call and get on the Schedule.

03/02/2019

Tutoring or home schooling... grades 3 to 8. Still have some openings available on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays with state certified teachers. email ([email protected]) to sign up.

12/18/2018

Tutoring or home schooling... grades 3 to 8. available on Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays with state certified teachers. Message for times.

11/30/2018

Have open slots for tutoring Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday.

11/30/2018

08/30/2018

A little grammar lesson for today

08/20/2018

Going back to school is hard for any child. Fear of tests, getting ready for more learning can be overwhelming. Contact Janice Alonzo, she is a Certified Teacher who specializing in helping any child with school anxiety. For tutoring call 253-987-5699

08/05/2018

THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM CHILDREN
(HONEST AND NO KIDDING):

For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control.

The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas.
A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3 year old’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman-cape.
It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.
You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.
A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
A six-year-old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.
A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day.
Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a four-year-old.
Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
VCR's do not eject Peanut Butter & Jelly sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably do not want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.
The fire department in Austin, Texas has a 5 minute 10 second average response time.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy. It will however make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.