Morse Science High School

02/11/2025

The Electrician consults with Professor Hanson on the design details for his largest Zeppelin tube, which which he planned to rule the world. They did not discover the tiny defects that Porgie, working as a technician in the factory, has slyly inserted into the tube. Will Porgie have saved the world? Tune in again sometime for the thrilling conclusion.

10/16/2024

Professor Reginald Fessenden, exasperated by the excessive crowd noise made by Communist Martyrs High School students who followed their team to Morse Science Field for their annual face off for the Dee Cup, worked endless hours in his lab perfecting his Co**ie Blaster. Mudhead snapped this picture of Porgy inspecting Prof. Fessenden's work after the pep rally a few days before the big game.

10/16/2024

Professor Earle M Terry by day worked continuously to improve his remarkable zeppelin tube. By night he prowled the grounds of Morse Science High as The Electrician, playing electrical tricks on everyone he encountered. Most people survived.

06/19/2024

Betty Jo shows off the newly improved Zeppelin Tube which shows Industry forever marches forward. Joe Beets comments, "This new tube will curb the worries of many busy executives about today's job displacement program and ensure every returning deceased war veteran can get a job."

06/15/2024

After months of searching, the Funway finally found a new employee to service the drones in Hideo Nutts Bolt-A-Drone. The President will be repaired soon.

03/12/2024

After Catherwood passed on, Betty Jo (a.k.a. Nancy) went back to work to keep the estate solvent. With her sharp wits she found a good paying job as a press operator forming the body panels at the Hideo Nutt's Bolt-a-drone factory.

01/26/2024

Important warnings on Husqvarna mower key fob:

’”Keep the wife and children inside!”
“Do not run the mower over any babies!”

07/25/2023

Putin will continue the War against Ukraine until Donald Trump is inaugurated again. Trump would be Putin’s “get out of jail free pass.” Zygar is a Russian journalist and founding member of a T.V. Station. He left Russia after it became obvious that the Russian government was going down the road to terrorism dictatorship.

04/10/2023

You'd never recognize Mudhead in those duds but after winning the Morse Science High School Fair, Professor Earl M. Terry offered to drive him to the State Science Fair held this year in the lovely suburban community of Shadow Valley.

Mudhead finished first at the State Science Fair, narrowly besting Gloria Lukin of Communist Martyrs High School by getting the highest scores for resourcefulness and originality. Lukin's work on particle physics was sponsored by the Kurchatov Institute. Many judges felt her access to State resources did not conform to the democratic spirit of a teenage science fair.

Congratulations Mudhead. We never suspected you had it in you.

04/10/2023

Porgie assists Pop in checking Pop's storage tank atop the Sodium Shop. The kids have an unlimited appetite for the wonderful refreshments in his popular shop.

01/19/2023

Be sure to visit the Funway this weekend to check out the latest addition to Hideo Nutt's Bolt-a-Drome. The USAF donated a surplus nuclear materials handling robot, charmingly named Big Robbie. Don't miss your chance to be one of the first kids on your block to go some exciting rounds with the other animatronic creatures in the Bolt-a-Drome. Get your parents to bring you down right after your Saturday morning grub-cakes.

As a special bonus, night-time visitors can opt to ride Big Robbie with the lights off and marvel at the deep ionizing blue light radiating from Robbie's well used arms. It'll make your eyes dance and your spine shiver.

01/12/2023

Unbelievable! Those skinks at Co**ie Martyrs High School have helped their comrades back in Mother Russia infiltrate the center of American rationality, our citadel of probity and wisdom, Washington, DC. Will our trusted institutions survive this onslaught?

How the Kremlin found a Beltway home for ‘Radio Sputnik,' known for spreading Russian spin.