01/26/2025
Cash Reward! SPREAD THE WORD!
Missing Dog. Desperate search.
Monetary reward for return!!!!!!
Poodle
4 pounds. Male. 9 years old.
Named Oscar.
Lost on December 30th in Belview Heights area.
Found by Camisha Hardy during the week of December 30th and given away or sold by her reportedly before January 5th. Edwin Roscoe may be involved.
This dog is a disabled veteran’s emotional support animal.
The situation has been difficult to get assistance to resolve.
If you received or purchased this dog, it was not the property of the above listed to give or sale. You will not be held responsible for their actions. We just want the dog back.
Please contact
[email protected]
205-516-5495
10/22/2024
I remember when I first met you.
I may have been roughly 35 years ago.
I was once pushed around layered in bands of gaudy obscurity.
I was separated into horizontal poles like inverted frozen deserts.
Then I met you one day in the mall. You were firm yet flexible.
You supported me. You told me that you were a secret, but you were just about every woman's secret.
It was okay. We all wanted you. Many of us NEEDED you!
We shared stories of how you lifted us up and beautifully presented us to the world. You gave us a bond like nothing else.
You gave us options other than matriarchial lace and introduced bold satins and the softest cotton.
But over time, you became cantankerous and contorted.
Your convoluted, piercing, and gnarled ends spurt through my decolletage attempting to perforate my heart or my esophagus for there is no low-hanging fruit.
I loved you, Underwire Brassiere! You effectively bolstered the buttress of my feminine stature for many years.
But you are poking the heck out of me and the sports bra is looking mighty fine right now.
