Raymond Davis

07/12/2025

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03/20/2018

Ok. I approve of this page. I thought I’d never see it.

07/21/2012

give me your eyeballs...

I can no longer be silent on the daily oppression of the left-handed community! Hear our pain, world!

03/24/2012

I have something to confess. I've long kept it secret, but... GO CATS! And Gimme ya Eyeballs!

10/05/2011

"Euripides. You sew-a-these."

09/23/2011

Put the desks in a circle (pronounced: soy-cle), we're having a seminar.

08/06/2011

At A Church Meeting(True Story):
Me: "You know, we should do something fun for the youth. Maybe grab some pontoon boats and take them over to the Rock Quarry one Sunday."
Little Old Lady: "What!? The Rock Quarry?! Haven't you heard the horrible things that happen there?"
Me: "No, I have not. What happens?"
LOL: "At a certain time on Sundays, the women all take their tops off and jump into the water!"
Me: "That's awful! Horrifying! Disgraceful! What time is that exactly?"

05/06/2011

They had to show the kiss. Old movies were better. They would always fade to black, and leave it to your imagination. And my mind is better than po*******hy.

03/01/2011

Elizabeth! Be quiet!
Read your Faulkner

10/20/2010

Favorite Poem I ever assigned?