Fake UMHB

Here at Fake UMHB, we look at the spec in your eye before the plank in our own. We like to talk about how awful a person you are so we can feel better about the sad sh*tty life we lead.

Fake UMHB suuuckkks

Dear incoming freshman, if you're going to be a Christian Studies major and you haven't prayed about it, then please change your major now. We have enough shady idiots like you drinking and smoking, giving the university a bad name.

Man, next year I hope my parents are rich enough so they can hire a moving company for check-out/in like those lazy Remschel girls...lucky!

Dear freshman with the oversized truck: You don't need it. There is no situation where you need to haul anything that vehicle is capable of, and the rest of us would like that extra half a parking spot you take up back.

Must be awkward for the only guy who came to his upper level Christian studies class when all the others were gone because they're involved with Easter Pageant.

Play Day - The one time of the year we actually get to enjoy our tuition getting wasted.

Faculty/Staff softball game tonight. Come out and see the REAL reason why Randy O'Rear is our president.

How was formal? Ladies, did you enjoy dancing with your roommate?

Apparently the revival steering committee is disappointed with the Jeff Johnson band. Being themed "Ocean of Grace", they were expecting them to play more David Crowder songs.

Making fun of UMHB, the trendiest thing for UMHB students to do.

Tomorrow is Cru Camp - Class of 2013, kinda weird; 2014, pretty awkward; 2015...if the trend continues, I don't wanna know.