Overheard at Loyola University Maryland

Guy walking past red mango: "Yeah, they were all good except did you see that one freshman his balls were completely out."

Two guys walking around in Donnelly Science Center: "You know what hunting for animals is great exercise. If I was ever training for a marathon I would probably just chase an animal around all day instead of practicing running."

Brunette girl at Bank of America ATM: "My dad only gave me 300 dollars allowance this week, are you fu***ng kidding me? I asked for 400."

Outside of Newman: "How do you not realize your dog is dead in the backseat of your car?"

Girl walking down Cold Spring: "When it snows, it pours."
Friend walking with her: "...What?"

Girl on Shuttle Bus: "Why do people go to Royal Farms to buy stuff why don't they just go to Iggy's?" Friend: "Because Royal Farms is much cheaper... Don't you know how much Oreos cost at Iggy's?" Girl: "I never notice the prices... I guess that's why I never have any money."

Girl waiting on line at Red Mango: "... Then I called the Health Center to ask them how to get a condom out of me but I got connected to LOPO instead..."

Outside post office, very short male: "You know what, I don't think I'm going to shower for a month. That'll teach that bitch not to shave her p***s."

At Lacrosse game v. Ohio State: "You just crushed that family and made them leave by stepping on his children you drunk slut."

Girl walking past Maryland: "But would he pass a drug test for me?"

@ Starbucks, a boy that seemed to be on a tour: "I like it here except those aggressive purple teletubby lookin females are creepin me out." (About Relay for Life table)

Man in Donnelly Science Center holding plastic bag: "I found a spider in the hallway and I'd like to report it. It's in this bag, can you help me?"