Señor Tejas

Dear San Antonio. You can’t use barbacoa in place of machacado

Senor Tejas in new Braunfels for

Welcome to the Spurs Lone Star DeMar DeRozan. I hope you like tacos.

Amigos, it’s gonna be a long hot couple weeks coming up here in old Tejas. Do like I do,don’t stay thirsty stay hydrated. A message from senōr Tejas and the Caguama council.

How about that pi**he Trump?!!

If you don't buy one these for fiesta time the ghost of Ira Attebury and the cucuy will visit you in your sleep. C/S

Mijitos and mijitas if haven't boughteded your abuela one of these chirts for the playoffs time then you don't deserve to go to the kiddie park for your birfday.

Señor Tejas loves to go camping. Where's your favorite place to camp in Tejas?

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