MASS COMM. ND1C

School resumes on 19th jan, be inform no late resumtion

GUD MORNI GUYS
19TH-SEPTEMBER-2014
*Today is friday, please be inform that there wil be COMPUTER text at B...H by 3pm........dn't be desive....make sure you are around.....

*It has just been discovered that ebola can be contacted through: Network, Bluetooth, Facebook, 2go, Whatspp, BBM and even Phone Call.. Well no problem without a solution, therefore to prevent ebola contact through your phone, just boil your phone for 10minutes only and dn't 4get to add a little salt to d water... I just finished mine......... You dn't have to thank me what are friends for...
*GOODLUCK (Mr. Clifford)

*PLEASE THERE IS CLASS TODAY BY 2PM (C.E) TRY ND BE ARROUND.... "B.H"

A GIRL CALL HER GUY, AND THE FOLLOWING CONVERSATION TOOK PLACE........................
*GIRL: hey
*GUY: who is hey, dn't ever call me dat again.
*GIRL: ok am sorry, how are you?
*GUY: am fine and you?
*GIRL: fine ooo just dat i need a favour from you.
*GUY: what?
*GIRL: please i want you to send me 10k
*GUY: 10k...for what?
*GIRL: 3k for my hair, 5k for a jean and top..and 2k for shoe.
*GUY: alright, just 10k abi?
*GIRL: yea baby...
*GUY: ok dey count am...
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ONE WORD FOR THE GUY....

*abeg 2morro na FRENCH TEXT ooo.....

PLEASE CHOOSE ONE OF THESE MEN FOR THE GIRL...

*A girl was loved by four men, one of dem was a SINGER, Another a HUNTER, then a FISHERMAN & the last one a DOCTOR. All of these men were madly inlove with this girl, so one day the girl went to the river to have her bath, suddenly, the four men appear, Before dier very eyes a big fish came out & took d girl.. Immidiatly d SINGER start up a song which made the fish to raise up it head to listen to it melody having the girl on his mouth.. At once the HUNTER fired at the fish and killed the fish..then the FISHERMAN entered the river and bring d girl out.. Finally the DOCTOR treat the girl and she is now ok........ ON YOUR OWN AMONG THE MEN, WHO DO YOU ADVICE THE GIRL TO MARRY??????
(A) the singer
(B) the hunter
(C) the fisherman
(D) the doctor

*Please, if u hav not pay 4 ur french text book try and do so bcos text can be dis week saturday says KELVIN 4rm d lecturer..No payment of text book no text. take note!

*C.E lecturer had decided to hav make-up text 4 dose dat hav not writen dier text dis saturday by 1pm @ B.H please be prepeared......GOD don answer una prayer!

*try and pay 4 ur computer workbook 300naira, bcos no workbook no practical class 4 u...again if you have not pay 4 ur broadcasting practical 400naira, do so nd very fast so dat you can be grouped quickly bcos presentation starts from next week, if u have pay, go and check 4 ur name 4rm group 1-3 @ B.H.

*group 1 to 16 has done dier enterpreneurship practical on wednesday, @ CEDAP VILLAGE campus2, remaining from group 17 to d end, which wil holds 2moro (friday) by 8am..dn't 4get!

*BUT DAT "ENGLISH FOR MASS COMMUNICATION" ASSIGNMENT NO BE HERE OOO...U DON DO UR OWN? Commet YES or NO.....

I Welcome Una To Pigin English News. And Our News Today Na About EBOLA Disease Wen Don Dey Chop People...........But B4 We Start Make i First Tel Una About Our Usual FACTS ABOUT AUCHIPOLY..

*HND form go soon come out, even as i dey talk soooo, HND students don full dis school dey wait 4 d form.

*This POST UTME result go show for October/November and waiti dem score no concern school na only d admission list dem go bring out dat time...and dn't 4get na who play pass nai him name go come out oo.

*Winners Chapel go do dier praise nite today wen be FRIDAY for new AUDITORIUM by 3pm & many guest artist go dey there live with FRANK EDWARD & SINACH so make una no miss am ooo

*Polyweek don reach & na on d 11 of dis month wen be next week nai dem go start as we dey expect top artist like TIWA SAVAGE and other guest artist 4 d Polyweek so make una go dey sow una old school day cloth oooo
NA THERE WE GO TAKE END OUR NORMAL FACTS ON AUCHIPOLY NEWS FOR TODAY...NOW MAKE WE ENTER THE MAIN NEWS PROPER...

*EBOLA VIRUS INTERNATIONAL(EVI)
that na d new name 4 am bcos na international virus wen dem don bring come again to take make money just like AID/HIV, dem say na Liberia man nai bring am come 9JA & na America he 4 get am...........now why e be say if we wan travel enter Europe dem go begin check our teeth and all our body b4 we goo enter dier country BUT if dem wan come our own we go allow dem pass like ant, people no dey the AIR-PORT wen dis man follow come? Make our goverment answer dis Question bcos as i dey so i dey vex.

*Ok just last week nai Liberia govt begin shoot school down to avoid d spread of the disease and waiti dem dey talk na be say dey are sorry, na sorry we goo chop.. And again 4 Liberia dem dey troway any EBOLA dead Patience 4 road like rat....My Pple dat one good?
Just yesterday nai i hear say our Nigeria Female Doctor wen be dey treat dat Liberia man B4 he die don die too 4 EBOLA Disease.
MEANWHILE, d two America Doctor wen contact d EBOLA virus wen dem dey treat some patience 4 Liberia dem don fly dem go America last week and from d latest ABC and GOOD MORNING America News say as of today dose 2 doctor don dey recorver so my Question na say why our own doctor goo con die?

*America dey use our head ooo According 2 report dis disease don dey exist since 1976, why dem no find cure 4 am since? Ok According to one radiao programm yesterday one Nigeria Herbal Man say he get cure 4 d EBOLA disease but doctors say no cure....and our govt no dey wan hear Herbal, instead dey prefer abroad own wen dey kill dem....THANK GOD say EBOLA na senior broda to AID so e go fit enter anywhere even A*O ROCK self...

*Finally d last report wen dey reach me na, be say U.S.A GOVT get d cure to EBOLA disease and nai dem take dey heal dose two doctors so, but b4 dem goo treat any affected patience d person need to get dier MEDICAL DATA BASE IDENTIFICATION (MDBI). Without dis code no treatment and d code nai b d mark of the beast wen BIBLE dey talk about....
So dem bring d virus to take win pple enter d other world...CHAII DERE IS GOD OOO...

So my friends take note dat EBOLA DISEASE is real... And the way wen we no goo fit get am na to avoid HAND SHAKES,,,BODY CONTACT and if possible always put ur HAND GLOVES e.t.c.. And if you see any form of the syptom 4 anybody abeg run and call on any nearby police station or security agencies........
PRAYER
EBOLA no goo see you, ur friend, loved ones and your family in JESUS NAME..

THIS IS WERE I END D NEWS OF TODAY IS NO OTHER PERSON DAN YOUR ONE AND ONLY PRESENTER (MR. CLIFFORD) play safe... bye bye....

*Be inform dat dere wil be a PRACTICAL CLASS on wednesday by 10am @ B.H & by 2pm dere wil be CLASS @ polyprimary school...please take note, and make sure u er arround!!

*If u hav not pay 4 all ur text books try as much as possible to do so because there is no time...

*Please & please ensure dat u dn't miss any class from now on because dere might be text on the day you did not come to class. Also 4 d sake of attendance..

*Finally, please corperat with KELVIN 'the class rep' on anything he ask u to do.......reason best know to me......in UNITY we stand..

THANK you AND that IS all FOR now.. "MR. CLIFFORD" say so...

Eeeeeyaaaaa.......
*After drinking garri for months.
*After paying house rent.
*After so many copy and past assignment.
*After visiting female friends for food.
*After buying 100MTN and ETISALATE just to collect MB for assignment.
*After standing up as First Timer in all Fellowship.
*After overcoming the danger of living without your parent.
*After surviving the pressure of some sadistic lecturers.
*After having sleepless night preparing for Exam.
*After overcoming the lectures theatre stress
*After arguing with student that secure space for their friends with their Biros, Books, Bags and even their Lipsticks...................
AFTER ALL THIS THINGS, THEN ONE SO CALLED WITCH OR WIZARD WILL NOW COME AND SAY YOU WILL NOT GRANDUATE WITH GOOD RESULT,,,,NA DIE DEM GOO DIE IN JESUS NAME.......HOLYGHOST................IF YOU KNOW, THAT YOU ARE COMING OUT WITH A GOOD RESULT, HIT UR BOTTON AND TYPE "FIRE AND AMEN" .

22nd-July-2014

*Auchipoly regular student enters its 8th weeks of lectures WHILE spat enters 6th weeks of lectures today.

*Polyweek has now been postponed to August 11th 2014 because of the POST UTME date.

*There is a state of emergency in Auchi and eviron because of the security challenge so all student are expected to be in doors from 9pm. Take Note.

*This are the realised Cut-Off marks for all department
*ART AND DESIGN=150

*ENVIRONMENTAL STUDY=150

*ENGINEERING
(1)elect and civil=170
(2)mechanical=180
(3)chemical,agric and mineral=150

*I.C.T.
(1)mass comm=180
(2)office techand statistic=150
(3)computer science=170
(4)applied science, food tech, polymer,ceramice and hospitality=150
(5)science lab tech=180

*BUSINESS STUDIES
(1)bus admin=180
(2)accountancy=180
(3)marketing=160
(4)banking and finance=170
(5)public admin=150.

THAT ALL FOR NOW IS YOUR ONE AND ONLY PRESENTER "CLIFFORD"............BYE!!

21-JULY-2014

*Auchipoly regular student enters its 8th weeks of lectures WHILE Spat enters its 6th weeks of lectures today.

*Polyweek has now been postponed to AUGUST 11th 2014 bcos of the POST UTME date.

*There is a state of emergency in auchi and eviron bcos of the security challenge so all student are expected to be in doors from 9pm. pls take note!

*This are the realised Cut-Off Marks for all Department-

(1) ART AND DESIGN=150

(2)ENVIRONMENTAL STUDIES=150

(3)ENGINEERING STUDY
*elect and civil=170
*mech=180
*chemical, agric and miniral=150

(4)I.C.T
*mass comm=180
*office tech and statistic=150
*computer=170

(5)APPLIED SCIENCE
*food tech, polymer,ceramice and hospitality=150
*science lab tech=180

(6)BUSINESS STUDIES
*bus admin, accountancy=180
*marketing=160
*banking and finance=170
*public admin=150

THIS IS ALL FOR NOW, HAV A NICE DAY "CLIFFORD".

Thesame grace that work for us 2ro-out first semester, i decree double of dat grace upon us dis semester in JESUS NAME.. Please everyone i encourage you to be seriouse with your studies as nothing good comes easy......I WIL SEE YOU AT THE VERY TOP "AMEN"

*please be inform dat computer lecture on every saturday have now be sheefted to every MONDAY by 4pm, due to many courses on Saturday.....TAKE NOTE.

*22-july-2014, please today's class is to hold @ primaray school by 2pm...."ENTERPRENEURSHIP"