Implying safe, legal u-turns are possible

Just cactus’3
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Great ancient philosopher Popcornicus

Fish fear monger

Wario Kart. Mii

We go slavia

I have been ostrichized

Long form sh*tposting begins in several days to weeks

Mothematics

Let’s listen to taco bell’s cannon

Melting emoji is the best by miles cause it makes no sense if you actually consider it yet captures a feeling no one has actually experienced, precisely

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One thing you can absolutely do is ask the staff how much it would cost you to smash one of their big long tables.

Any establishment really- they might deny you initially but you smash that sucker and watch them name their price real quick. Good way to find out the market value of tables.

And for a greater price you can definitely buy a table smash without consequences where you’re allowed at that establishment. Maybe on a recurring basis, the price might increase but would flatten out eventually.

Weekly table smash appointments
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Until next time

How about a massive Trex but Christmas