Itendero High Students' Alumni Association

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30/12/2020

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27/04/2017

Counting down the days.

30/03/2017

“People say that I should stay because there is no one to replace me. But if in all these years I have been unable to mentor a successor or successors that should be the reason I should not continue as president. It means that I have not created capacity for a post-me Rwanda. I see this as a personal failure.”
---President Paul Kagame, 2012

08/03/2017

"Being friendzoned is like sitting on the bench during the game. Be patient. Sooner or later, the coach will put you in..... when all the good players are tired or injured."
----Anon

30/04/2016

People You'll need to get more chaps liking 'cause talking to the current H/M, he was like and i quote "we're planing on calling all the old boys and girls for a re-union probably next semister eeh i mean second term''
so guys we gonna mobilise here!

JUST INVITE ANY OLD STUDENT YOU KNOW TO LIKE THE PAGE.

17/06/2015

No one is coming to rescue you. No one will
hand you the career of your dreams, and no
one will solve your relationship problems. No
one will lose the extra fat on on your body. If
you don’t proactively solve your own problems,
they will never be solved.

25/07/2014

The Idiot Speaketh Of The UNGRATEFUL UGANDANS What’s wrong with Ugandans?Why the Heavens did they even have to spoil the president’s Christmas with foolish rumours concerning the death of a young loud-mouthed girl?

We all know she died of He**in. Her boyfriend introduced her to co***ne. You know young girls of her age can tend to have the young, wild and free syndrome.

And talking of death, can’t someone die a natural death?Why of all things did Members of Parliament even rush to be in the mortuary?Can’t they for once trust our professional Police Force to handle such delicate matters?

For example, in record time, we managed to release the autopsy report of the Late Cerinah Nebanda from a respected UK firm, ROAR Forensics. And the findings are clear, she ate chips, and she had a basket full of drugs in her body.

In fact, she had a whole pharmacy ranging from Chloroquin. As we have always told you, it’s only one man with a vision in Uganda. Forget that weaved Rebecca Kadaga who rushes to reject an autopsy report. Doesn’t she know that her predecessors were rewarded with good positions after a great job?

But we find the Ugandan citizenry fit to be called the most merciless, ungrateful people in the whole world.

Ugandans are so nonsensical it's unheard of making His Excellency Museveni Celebrate Christmas in such an angry mood. "You are all IDIOTS, FOOLS. You are Despicable..... ¬.bilaabe!!!"

We all know the president is ever right. Even if the president were to say a lie, it would change and become truth. But there you are, going around peddling in NRM affairs. We shall deal with you to show you that you just don’t tread on dangerous grounds. No one gets to joke with revolutionary ideas.

Whoever is trying to come in between the fundamental change we ushered in is a complete imbecile. He is a fool. What the president needed in this festive season was a multitude of thank you notes.

We ought to have thanked him for discovering oil. For having great wise defenders like Frank Tumwebaze and Tamale Mirundi, not forgetting having the best prime minister.

I such times, we had to sing Christmas carols for our president. Our economy is doing pretty good, we have Air Uganda instead of Uganda Airlines, we have RVR instead of Uganda Railways and we have managed to curb corruption. In fact our thieves are so nationalistic, when they steal, they invest in Uganda and more people get jobs.

But you here a hogwash of an ungrateful mass lamenting about this and that. Can’t you realize that the president needs some peace of moment to think on our behalf?He is planning on how to get us more potholes in the city so that we can save on our gym fees.

And we warn you, if you dare speak out, we shall deal with you. You are all too young to speak. Remember a baby does not speak after its elders. Museveni’s word is final even when it’s a question.

From The Chief Idiot
Lawrence Katy Muhindi

25/07/2014

Know today that God sees limitless possibilities for you!He desires for great things to happen in your life.You were created by Him to live a blessed and fulfilled life.Let Him take you ABOVE n BEYOND.Discover the champion in you,nd get to knw that u re already a success

23/07/2014

nwa baby, nye me feye (7x) nwa baby,wa nabania

I don hammer no be small,now it's time to chop money somebody say nabania na takwa no fe omo wania see the girls them plenty waka waka baby ( oh yeah),wuru wuru baby (oh yeah) I go tell my mama(oh yeah) I go tell my papa(oh yeah) And i go tell am say(oh yeah) you be waka waka baby(oh yeah) you be wuru wuru baby(oh yeah) corner corner baby(oh yeah) sango sango sango baby(oh yeah0 para rara baby (oh yeah)

oh baby sawaley sawa sawa sawley(2x) ashawo

kpokptom kpomkpom,kporokotom kpmkpom(2x) kpakolo kpa(3x),kpomkom ojari kpokpo,ukwu nwa baby achukwu rege,kpom kpom ashawo,awusha awusha,ashawo ashawo,awusha,kpom kpom eh eh eh eh eh eh ,kpom kpom

oh baby sawaley sawa sawa sawaley(2x) ashawo

nwa baby,nye me feye(7x) nwa baby ,wa nabania

na soso walka i come dey go everywhere i go,anai ti fe all my guys una dey from here to saloon hotel see the girls them plenty waka waka baby(oh yeah) wuru wuru baby(oh yeah) i go tell my mama (oh yeah) i go tell my papa(oh yeah) and i go tell am say (oh yeah) you be waka waka baby(oh yeah) you be wuru wuru baby(oh yeah) corner corner baby (oh yeah) sango sango baby(oh yeah) para rara baby(oh yeah)

oh baby sawaley sawa sawa sawaley(2x) ashawo

kpokpotom kpomkpom kporokotom kpomkpom kpakolo kpa(3x),kpomkpom ojari kpokpo,ukwu nwa baby achukwu rege,kpom kpom ashawo,awusha awusha,ashawo ashawo,awusha,kpom kpom eh eh eh eh eh eh kpom kpom

oh baby sawaley sawa sawa sawaley ashawo

a la de no ,no de ala ala de no de,de no de,ala ema na ala de no de,no de ale ala de no de,de no de,ala ala mama were kagi ji de ala ala mama wer no ge me jaya ala

flavour N'abania