MAMA EMMA Junior Academy

19/01/2026

New sign post

19/01/2026

25/05/2023

Happy birthday and long live director

19/05/2023

OBs and OGs of MAMA EMMA JUNIOR SCHOOL our dear OB KILALI GODFREY WELIKHE P7 2015
has passed o

31/12/2022

Computer lab near completion

17/10/2022

The director saying hi

03/01/2017

UGANDA NATIONAL EXAMINATIONS
BOARD

As a department and the board we congratulate you upon entering the new year 2017.
It has been a challenge since we started marking the exams on 6th December 2016.
With our supportive team we have managed to finish marking before the festive season started. And for that sake we are glad to inform you that tha PLE and UCE exams are to be released as early as possible to enable our students get an ample time to prepare for the next level.
NB: PLE will be released on 10th January 2017
UCE will be released on 17th january 2017.
Thank you.
From the secretary UNEB Mr. Odongo N Dan.

29/12/2016

A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3. In my school
The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4.
I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4".

The Madam had heard enough and took the boy to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy with some questions from Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?

Boy: 6.

Principal: 6+6.

Boy: 12.

The boy got all the questions right.
The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4 immediately.

The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of that I have only 2?

Boy: Legs.

Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?

Boy: Pockets.

Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut.

Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?

*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking charge*

Boy: Bubble gum.

Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are bored. The best man always has me first?.

Boy: Wedding ring.

Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?

Boy: Nose.

Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.

Boy: Arrow.

Principal: O MY GOD.

Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't get it, you've to use your hand?

Boy: Fork.

Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?

Boy: Surname.

Principal: Chinekeme!!.

Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?

Boy: Heart.

Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the Madam,
"Send this BLOODY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!
Of course, I know most of you had different answers.
However, the boy was smarter than you all, simply because he refused to commit himself.

30/04/2016

ADVICE TO MEN (GUYS):
Dear men,
1. Having many girlfriends does not make you a
man. It only makes you a womanizer and a
cheat and a boy.
2. A real man has only one woman in his life.
3. For the fact that you are good in bed does
not make you a man. A real man is the man
who does not run away from his responsibility
but faces it squarely.
4. You don't need to sag your trousers and walk
round the street before girls will love you.
Infact it is only small boys that sag trousers and
it is premature little girls that fall in love with
men who sag trousers.
5. Don't use and dump ladies. Remember the
law of karma. Whatever you do, you will receive
the reward.
6. If you cannot make her your wife, don't
make her a mother.
7. Do not obey your er****on at all times. Most
times our er****ons mislead us to the wrong
direction. Control your er****on. Don't let your
er****on control you.
8. It is not everything you see under skirt that
you should hustle to eat, some skirts contain
snakes that will bite you. Control your s*x urge.
Self control and abstinence pays a lot.
9. Do not date a lady because she has s*xy
curves, b***s and shapes. Those things are just
packaging; and packaging can be very deceptive.
10. Respect any lady that loves you.
11. Do not beat any woman, even if she is your
wife.
12. Real men don't gossip.
13. Spend more time to hustle for money. Real
and wise men use their time to think and plan
on how to be financially successful. Foolish men
use their time to think and plan on how to sleep
with many girls.
14. The world only celebrates successful men.
Nobody will celebrate you for having many
girlfriends. Therefore what is the benefit? Waste
of energy and waste of protein.
BE A WISE MAN.