18/11/2013
A beautiful young upstart 23 year old daughter wanted to get rich quickly. She decides to marry a man of 73 years, billionaire, promising to f**k him to death at the wedding night.
The ceremony was great, with the cream of course. Then comes the first night: The girl undresses and waits for her husband of 73 years on the bed, naked. When the husband comes out of the bathroom, he is naked too and the bride discovers with amazement that her husband is erect, his c**k is well 25 cm long, and he has already wearing a condom. In addition to this incredible picture, she finds that her husband was in the hands of earplugs and a nose clip.
Obviously, she asks:
- Honey, what are you gonna do with that?
And the husband replied:
- There are two things I can not stand in life: The sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!