FliRtY bOYZ

Height of Sophistication -Sucking ni***es with a straw.
Height of Technology -A condom with a zip.
Height of Pe*******on -A baby girl born pregnant.
Height of Noise -Two skeletons fu***ng each other in a tin room.
Height of Shame -Running with an erect p***s towards a wall and breaking your nose first.
Height of Laziness -Marrying a pregnant woman.
Height of Unemployment -A spider web found in a prostitute's Va**na... :P :DBwahahahaha....

A Secretary Got An Expensive Pen As Birthday Gift From His Boss.
She Sent His Boss A ‘Thank You Note’ Via E-Mail.
But, Her Boss’s Wife Read The Note And Filed A Divorce.
The Note Was
“Your P***s Wonderful, I Enjoyed Using It Last Night.

It Has Extra-Ordinaril­y Smooth Flow And Firm Strokes.
Initially Its Tip Was To Be Licked To Bring It In Working Order And
Then It Was Equally On Both Sides.
I Loved Its Perfect Size And Grip.
I Felt As In Heavens Using It.
I Had Always Desired It And Fulfilled My Wish.
At Last It Is Mine And Only Mine, Forever.
Thanks A Lot.”
Moral: “Space Is An Essential Part Of English.”

lovers went 2 film,
a mosquito enters in girl's skirt..
Guess where it bites?
Naughty mind always thinking bad..
It bites on BOY'S HAND...:D =))

Eman khong kiyo kora? happiiieee new year :)

Height of girl’s Nakhre…!!

Doctor: “kiya hua hai aapko”??












girl:
“Hmmm…
“Nazar lag g*i hai..” :p :D

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Love is __________ ??
1. Pain
2. Blind
3. Life
4. Everything
5. Drug
6. Fake
7. Nothing8. Time pass
9. Don’t know
10. Game
11. beautiful feeling
12. 0ther [Mention It]
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