Easy English

To all my students at Sri Ayuttayah. Sorry I will not be seeing you again this year. Good luck to all of you!!!...

The holidays are coming to a close... Were they too short for anyone else?

The 2003 Darwin Award Winner

PADERBORN, GERMANY:
Overzealous zookeeper Friedrich Riesfeldt fed his constipated elephant Stefan 22 doses of animal laxative and more than a bushel of berries, figs and prunes before the plugged-up pachyderm finally let it fly, and suffocated the keeper under 200 pounds of p**p! Investigators say ill-fated Friedrich, 46, was attempting to give the ailing elephant an olive oil e***a when the relieved beast unloaded on him. "The sheer force of the elephant's unexpected defecation knocked Mr. Riesfeldt to the ground, where he struck his head on a rock and lay unconscious as the elephant continued to evacuate his bowels on top of him" said flabbergasted Paderborn police detective Erik Dern. With no one there to help him, he lay under all that dung for at least an hour before a watchman came along, and during that time he suffocated. It seems to be just one of those freak accidents that happens.

To all my M6 students. Best of luck in your futures!!!...

Idiom of the day:
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it "
Any attempt to improve on a system that already works is pointless and may even hurt it.

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Idiom of the day:
"Get away with murder "
If you get away with murder, you do something bad and don't get caught or punished.('Get away with blue murder' is also used.)
"Mr. Tom lets his students get away with murder."

Idiom of the day:
"Face like thunder"
If someone has a face like thunder, they are clearly very angry or upset about something.