Salva Ajonga

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An 18 year old girl tells her mom she has missed her period for 1 month. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge."

"I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life." "Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You. F**k her again."

LAUGH O, I FINALLY MADE IT🤭🥰🤣👇👇
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Back in secondary school , I was very poor in maths.
During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8% . The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged.
One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking,
“FAO what’s up? How did you pass this exam?”
i smile and said ... "Well, na God o"

By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement.
When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself , could I have scored 90% in maths ? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers have
been answered.
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said ,
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one idiot did not write his name on his paper and he scored 0%.
I just fainted.............
Nobody should wake me ooooo😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wait Wait Wait
Why you dey do like dis nah
You don laugh finish and you dey go like dat 😭😭😭💔

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Prince Shadrach Godsent

Time to laugh 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

1. Whenever a girl is br0k£..and she see's a guy with m0n£y she will be like..ur face looks f@miliar.. wow ben is that you, longest time 🤣 😁 🤣 😁 🤣

Ben be careful ooh she is a th!£f oooh🏃

2. Just saw the auto mech@nic and his whole family going to church in my car‼️ 🚗 this man the try me😈

3. Girls who were born in 1990, I'm reminding u dat in 2026 you'll be 37yrs.continue wit ur stup!d quest!0n like “who gave u my number
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4. People b0rn in August are Talk@tive
They are pr0dūcts of August Meeting
🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤

5. My girlfriend dūmp£d me today
I want to comm!t sh0e size
Nobody should stop me this time🤓

6. Once again...S*x On A First Date Doesn’t Make U Ch£ It’s Called Relationship Interview And
If U Are Called Back Then U Got D Job🧑‍🦯

7. I bought ab0ki suya 5k and you telling me to put it inside nyl0n if we reach house we chop am, nah l!£ I go chop my own for road 🚶

9. Your neighbors will see all the girls that come to visit you, but won’t see the cloth you hung outside when it’s r@ining.🤣🤣

10. Some people can take r!sk oo
How will you see a f@t girl runn!ñg to comman hūg you and you're opening your arms and shining ya teeth what if both of u f@Ils and d!£🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Welcome to South sudan 😂😂
-We call every toothpaste CLOSE_UP
We don't care😂 😂 😂!
We are like that😂 😂 😂!
-We call every insecticide DOOM!
We can't help it😋😋😋!
-We call every detergent omo
It's in our DNA😜😜😛!
- We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there”?
We are like that🙅🙅
🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️!
We use our mouth and our hand to knock at the same time "koh koh koh" Who's in the house🙅‍♀️
We are just like that.
-When Nepa⚡ takes Electricity, we go out and, check if it's the whole
street!
We are just like that🙅🙅!
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a sim card
We don't have a problem🙈🙈🙈!
-We buy something, skip instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used!
We don't care😂🤣!
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before walking away.
We don't trust anybody, not even a machine that is made by man😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣.
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before walking away!
We are courteous 😂🤣😂🤣🤣.
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like that😂🤣😂
-We can't change, the way we are 😂👍
-We are 😂😂🤪 Sudan Sudanese
🏊🏊😂😂😂
When We are inside a bus and the driver takes an unfamiliar route or turn, we all remove our earphones to see clearly 😂😂😂.

We are Africans😂😂😂😂😂😀

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