Denglishsk

23/07/2017

Lýdia Machová hovorí, že jazyk sa nedá niekoho naučiť.

16/12/2015

SELF-HELP :)

24/08/2015

:) :) ;)

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30/07/2015

THIS CANNOT HAPPEN WITH DENGLISH :
:D :D :D
svieckova --> Candle Sauce
polievka s mušličkami --> soup with pu***es
from snake --> odhad
mazani jako líška --> lubricated like a fox
pre mňa - za mňa --> for me behind me
škoda reči --> damage of speech
sekal dobrotu --> he cut the goodness
dohodil mu nevestu. --> he threw him the bride
Kde tráviš svoj voľný čas? --> Where do you poison your freetime?
Bežal ozlomkrky. --> He ran about neck-break.
Klamala ostošesť. -->She has lied about one hundred and six.

23/07/2015

Trúfnete si na vtip?😉
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."

"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."

"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with thispirate hook, and I feel great, really."

"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them p**ped in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird p**p!"

"Well," says the pirate, "I wasn't really used to the hook yet..."

22/07/2015

Hot Weather Solution :)

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29/05/2015

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10204456216874658&substory_index=1&id=1508862392

10/05/2015

Nezabudli ste na Deň matiek ? ;)

19/03/2015

Tomorrow will be Solar Eclipse :)

Here is a movie of the (partial) eclipse as seen from the Yohkoh spacecraft soft X-ray telescope (218K Mpeg). Movie credit