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GOOD NEWS :) :) :)
WE ARE GOING TO ORGANISE MUSICAL NIGHT ON THURSDAY 20 JANUARY 2011...
WE ARE SORRY FOR THE LATE INFORM BUT ALL OF YOU KNOW THAT WE ARE FACING MANY PROBLEMS...PASSES ARE AVAILABLE...CONTACT US AS SOON AS YOU CAN....THANK YOU FOR YOUR USUALL SUPPORT...:):)

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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"Bush; We have bombs like Angelina...Britney...Madonna
Megan Fox...

WHAT do u have???

"Manmohan; We have Bomb defuser like.................

EMRAN HASHMI!!!!!!!!!·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai

ladko ko phasaane ke jaal hote hai

na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone

tabhi to haseenaon ke honth laal hote hai....:P

๑۩۞۩๑LuckY๑۩۞۩๑

PRINCIPAL: "agar koi larka girlz section mein gia tu 1st time usy Rs.100 fine ho ga

or 2nd time 200
&

3rd time 500 fine ho ga





STUDENT: sir koi monthly package nahi hay? :P...·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

Shadi k 2 din baad!
Girl: Ammi meri aaj un say larai ho g*i !
Mom: Beta shadi k baad jhagray to hotey rehtay hain !......
Girl: woh to theek hay par ab laash ka kia karoon....!!·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

Sheikh saab chotay sheikh ko phainti laga rhe thay.
Hamsaye ne pocha: Kia hua Sheikh Sahab Q mar rahe ho Bachay ko?

Sheikh: kya btaon janab, mene isay naye jootay lay k diye or samjhaya k 2-2 seerhiyan ikathi charhna ta k jootay jaldi kharab na hon.
Is ne 3-3 charhnay k chakkar main pant phaar li hai..lol..·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.

Doctor: Jaanta hu,

thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi...·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·

A sweet & innocent story
In a nursery school canteen,There was a basket of apples with a note written on it
"Do not take more then one, GOD is watching"
On the other counter there was a basket of chocolates
A small child wrote on it
"Take as many as u want, GOD is busy in watching apples" :-)..·٠•●♥➽ღsHaIbIღ➽♥●•٠·