03/11/2018
Mullah returns home from work and his wife finds a long, black hair on his coat. Hell breaks loose!
'You are having an affair with a young girl!' she screams at Mullah. Patiently he tries to explain, 'Look, I walked through a crowded market place. Somehow this hair has clung to my coat ... believe me!'
She refuses to believe him and continues to rave and rant. The next day, when Mullah returns home from work, she notices a grey hair on his coat.
'Alas! Yesterday it was a young girl, and today it is an old woman! You womanizer!! Now my whole life is ruined! She screams, rolling on the ground in tears.
The day after that, while returning home, Mullah remembered his wife's antics and carefully dusts his coat before entering the house. She hurriedly checks his clothes but finds no hair. Mullah is about to heave a sigh of relief...but no, it is not to be! His wife shouts in anger, 'What a scoundrel you are! Today you had an affair with a bald woman?' and begins to wail more fiercely than on the previous days!
