01/04/2013
Z okazji dzisiejszego April Fools' Day, zamiast celowego wprowadzania w błąd będzie dowcip. Dodatkowo, aby przywołać prawdziwą wiosnę, do żartu wrzucimy kaczkę... i trochę winogron :) Enjoy!
A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any grapes?"
Tha bartender, confused, says: "No." The duck thanks him and leaves.
The next day, the duck returns and asks: "Got any grapes?"
Again, the bartender tells him: "No, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes and will never serve grapes." The duck thanks him na leaves.
The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender yells: "Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!"
The duck is silent for a moment, then asks: "Got any nails?"
Confused, the bartende says: "No."
"Good!", says the duck, "Got any grapes?"