Arshad Yousafzai

22/07/2026

شکر الحمد للہ۔
اللہ کے فضل و کرم اور آپ لوگوں کے دعاؤں اور اساتذہ کرام صاحبان کی محنت سے یہ بندہ ناچیز فیڈرل ایجوکیشن اسلام آباد میں وائس پرنسپل کے پوسٹ پہ ریکمنڈ ہوا۔

12/07/2026

16/06/2026

If olive oil is made from olives, what do they make baby oil from?

A vegetarian eats vegetables; what does a humanitarian consume?

A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings.

-But fingers don't fing,
-Grocers don't groce,
-Hammers don't ham,
-Humdingers don't humding,
-Ushers don't ush,
And haberdashers do not haberdash...

If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of booth be beeth?
One goose, two geese-so one moose, two meese?

If people ring a bell today and rang a bell yesterday, why don't we say that they flang a ball?

If they wrote a letter, perhaps they also bote their tongue.”

― Steven Pinker, The Stuff of Thought: Language as a Window into Human Nature

16/06/2026

"If the teacher taught, why didn't the preacher praught?"

16/06/2026

If vegetarians eat vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?

14/06/2026

ہم بس ایجوکیٹ کر سکتے ہیں تاکہ معلوم ہوں کہ ہمارا پیسہ کہاں کہاں خرچ ہو رہا ہے