Arctic Education System

Maths teacher asked J***Y:
If u have 12 chocolate and u give 5 to DONA,
3 to ALICE and 4 to ROMA then what will u get?

J***Y replied: Sir! 3 new girl friends.

Teacher Gave Him Punishment
To Write 5000 Times
“I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…”
And Submit It Tomorrow….

Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written


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اللهم صل وسلم علي سيدنا محمد صلى الله عليه وسلم

Admissions are open for 9th, 10th, FA/FSc.
Classes will start from Monday, 12th May 2014.

Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse zyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating its letters is uncopyrightable

The average distance between the stars in the sky is 20 million miles

We Pakistani students are always the best..

Look how we study

1) B4 paper unnecessary sms to frndz.

2) Plan each day to study but end of d day:
“Kal se pakka”

3) We waste all our tym in counting chapters instead of doing them.

4) We want break after every 2pages

5) Unnecessarily we start feeling hungry

6) We even start likeing PTV

7) About every hard topic we think:
“lagta nahi ke ye aayega”

8 ) B4 starting study, msg frndz
“Kitna padha? mein kya padhu?”

9) Right now u r thinking of forwarding this msg to ur frndz.

10) On each point u smiled, n thought
“Hum pr to bilkul suit krta hai”

Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

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